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@TexasFootball Fuck it, put in KJ...it can't get any worse.

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@TexasFootball Does Sark not teach them its a 60 minute game?

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@Ilhan How is your hus...I mean brother?

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@thomasjhenrylaw @jamestalarico Please see "Bud Light Moment"....

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@UTBarstool #truth

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@TexasFootball Really? Go count your fucking NIL money.

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@TexasFootball You know what hasn't been acquired? A Texas O Line!

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@TexasFootball Same ol' shit....

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@TexasFootball This team couldn't give two shits about winning, they are too busy counting their NIL $.

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@TexasFootball @ryan_niblett O Line suuuuuxxxxxx.

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@JBPritzker Whatever, fat ass.

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@UTBarstool O Line and Defense penalties going to cost us the game.

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@GeraldoRivera Holy shit, you're still alive? Damn, who knew....

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@LeaderJohnThune @TaxCuts Great to see you got the Save America Act passed....oh, wait...nevermind.

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@TexasFootball Sure hope the O Line is at practice today.

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@TexasFootball @raleek2 Texas playing as normal...let's see how we can beat ourselves with stupid penalties and underwhelming offense. #LonghornFootball

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@LeaderJohnThune What about the Save America Act?

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@LeaderJohnThune There's no doubt you are fucking us on the Save America Act....

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@SenPeterWelch Senator, you have some investment tips for me?

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@PeteButtigieg Have strapped on the old Breastical Unit lately?