Dalton Capps

it's never too late to go full potato

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In today's dating hilariousness, a girl laughed at me for having a roommate. 🥴

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I should have picked up alcohol earlier in life. But I feel like that moment has passed.

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@Sarrrraah Agreed. I haven't seen it either but my soul is dead.

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If one more person gets married or has a kid without warning me, I will.....do absolutely nothing.

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But even if he does not....

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It has been two days since I deleted all dating apps and snapchat from my phone...........I'm very bored. I'm not going to make it till the end of the month.

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Im deleting every dating app and profile I have on March 1.

"Hello darkness my old friend."

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I'm glad that Love is Blind is back so I can relish in more trash tv. But I'd also do it in a heartbeat.

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@lecrae Not sure if you were ever a Christian Metalcore fan, but you should go get @ForTodayMattie and do something together. A combination of two different ways to praise in one uplifting song. But also it just sounds absolutely awesome!

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Things I have learned from dating apps this year. I cannot compete with a truck or boat and drinking is super important.

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Old school Mariah Carey was something else.

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@possiblymollie Why you gotta do nanny like that?

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Does anyone still say follow me on Twitter? That's not at least some sort of media personality?

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@Sarrrraah No.

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@USMultimate Mississippi college is probably in depending on when.

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Nostalgia is one hell of a drug.

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What am I doing?

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@_pbandjam_ @ChickfilA I just realized that I followed you on Twitter. Go eat that chicken.

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I may not drink myself, but I have never said no to an event or person because of drinking. In my experience it's always my not drinking that seems to be the issue.

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Why do girls put "can probably out drink you" in their dating profiles? Why is alcohol so important in peoples lives?