Dalton Kaufmann

Good morning but at 11:30 at night

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An iconic booklist from an iconic boricua

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He’s so talented omg

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@theivanemilio 😂😂 you’re so welcome

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Workout trainers love to throw a jump into an exercise for no fucking reason at all.

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In the wise words of @HilaryDuff
“Give me a dance floor, give me a DJ.”

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@TrayonceKnows @mariebabyyyyy_ HAHAHA omg 😂😂

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I always try to look as skinny as possible in the drive-thru so they don’t think all the food is for only me

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My nephew will be over a year old before I have even met him bc assholes won’t wear a mask, stop gathering, and stop traveling. 🙂

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How many people do you think you’ve spread Covid to in the last year?

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

how many of the original magcon members do u think i’ve hooked up with

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Sandwiches, man. Wowowow

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

Donald Trump is the most dangerous thing to happen in America! He needs to be removed from office. FORCIBLY

[shonda rhimes @shondarhimes]

Did that ignorant bitch baby just put out that video calling those terrorists “very special”?

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@cdydvs LMFAO CODY NOOOO

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Merry Christmas to everyone except for the people that traveled this week. 🎄

[WEST @unfriendlywest]

Not a single lie was told.

[Alexis Tirado @AlexisTT]

Wanna give a shout out to @theivanemilio who dreams of becoming the Latino @jimmyfallon. And he works very hard!!! And has great talent. I can honestly see it happening and I can’t wait to retweet this when Iván hosts his first TV show. 🇵🇷🎤

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Where are the cute loungewear sets for men??????