Dalton Jones

[Dalton Jones @daltonjones01]

If the multiverse was real then there would be an infinite amount of universes which would mean an infinite amount of beings would have figured out how to travel to other universes which would make it a 100% chance that an infinite amount of them wood be here now

[Dalton Jones @daltonjones01]

Someone I know sat on her brothers face last year

[Dalton Jones @daltonjones01]

Ok

[Dalton Jones @daltonjones01]

@evan_reiter Got knows my purpose and he ain't sharing

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

House Democrats passed bill to overturn 27 states Right to Work laws incl Iowa. The pro act would harm workers who don’t join a union/independent contractors/consumers/small biz & would hamper our economic recovery I was a member of a union but it should always b a choice

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

If u lost ur pet pidgin /it’s dead in front yard my Iowa farm JUST DISCOVERED here r identifiers Right leg Blue 2020/3089/AU2020/SHE ///LEFT LEG GREEN BAND NO PRINTED INFO. Sorry for bad news

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

I assumed deer dead bc it was night and no carcas

[Dalton Jones @daltonjones01]

@evan_reiter You're welcome and I'm Jones

[Dalton Jones @daltonjones01]

@evan_reiter Boy. U are the living incarnation of welcome.

[Dalton Jones @daltonjones01]

@evan_reiter Says the guy who just got welcomed

[Dalton Jones @daltonjones01]

@evan_reiter I officially am not

[Dalton Jones @daltonjones01]

@TheRealFunyuns plz bring back steakhouse funyuns

[Dalton Jones @daltonjones01]

@TheRealFunyuns bring back stakehouse onion flavor plz

[Dalton Jones @daltonjones01]

Bleed which water polo wishy

[Dalton Jones @daltonjones01]

Thanks Breanna for the IHOP

[Evan Reiter @evan_reiter]

@WattersBree @daltonjones01 You’re kinda pregnant lol

[Dalton Jones @daltonjones01]

@WattersBree @collin_seivert You're kinda pregnant lol

[Dalton Jones @daltonjones01]

At IHOP rn. Kinda dope