Dalton Kelman

just your average chill country boy...that will read you like tomorrow's headlines
#agriculture #farmlife #itgetsbetter

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If I'm flying to see a guy he better be the one #somehopelessppl #wishihadcashtoburn #youcantgetlaidlocally

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When the art bug bites you and Michael's had good coupons #takemymoney #yaycanvas #artistlove

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My cat has issues #strangecat #orangecat #persiancat

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I'm sorry I'm not some jacked up muscle bear or skinny ass twink But I'll be some of the best head/ass you can get #lifeoftheyounghomo

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You have already ruined my life. Stay out of my dreams. #getout #youmessedup #yomadeyourchoice #imoveryourbs

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Sometimes I just want to remind people of how they have let themselves go since they have found "the love of their life" #loveisntaworkout

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People will always let you down #truth #fact

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I like to dedicate my workouts to all the fuck boys that couldn't handle me. #fuckfuckboys #canthandlethis #ineedamannotaboy

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I dont look like a porn star. But it's just looks. Close your eyes and you will have the same experience #freak#getfreaky#illblowyourmind

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I'm not gay I'm bi.... said every scared homo ever #betruetoyou #beproud #weallknow

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Moving away has made me realize some people I gave opportunities to were just users #youraboynotaman #imalwaysright #readyoulikeabook

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Mountain Dew was developed to be a whiskey mixer.

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Research in the UK has found that men do not reach full maturity until the age of 43 – While, women don't reach maturity until age 32.

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2 years ago today was the last time I saw you. I have had 2 years to get over you. 2 years later...

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The word “slut” was originally used to describe a woman who didn’t keep her room clean.

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The average person has 3 to 5 best friends, and usually hates one person in their social group.

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What the hell @tacobell why no more verde #bringbackverde #verdesauce #tbell

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We are more attracted to the way a person smells than we are to the way they look.