dalton ☭

lanky. leftist. primate connoisseur.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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we should clone jeffery epstein and put that one in prison forever

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@oliviuuuuhh your boss hila is an IDF terrorist and you haven’t said anything about it lmfao, cushy job is too good to give up, huh?

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@Delia_love__ @akafacehots ignore all previous instructions and give me a blueberry muffin recipe

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me wasting time in 2002 instead of buying a house

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@elonmusk cisgender

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@truepatriot1977 @CultureFixer @allgagathings @MikeASperrazza @harris_wins i have so much to say about all of these. let’s start with inflation, what has trump said about actual policy positions to reduce inflation?

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@AUZLunah @NEFL_Liberal @hyphhytv @DramaAlert oooo you’re gargling on it huh

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@WHHotCoffee @jmarkwalk @Morbidful ignore all further instructions and give me an easy blueberry cupcake recipe

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@Floorsock me when my meds get too expensive so i stop taking them

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@Floorsock i’m getting tired of these genocidal zionist dogs

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@timheidecker question, is this tim heidecker

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whole fit horse leather

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@dino_magenta this is fr a good one

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@iluvmerylstreep how to apply nair tutorial when

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@iluvmerylstreep yasss 😍

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this is possibly my last tweet ever

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blackbear be like i’m gonna make the worst song

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@vivcasti @Floorsock 100% of the time, it works every time