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[dalton shea @daltonrshea]

@MLBTheShow please patch this

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Playing MLB the show and they got me working the concession stands??

[dalton shea @daltonrshea]

PRAY FOR THE OIL AND GAS INDUSTRY

[dalton shea @daltonrshea]

Gf is from the north so now I actually have to wake up and shelter for tornadoes

[Sam Sherman @Sherman_FFB]

NFL GMs during free agency: uhhhhh there’s just no way we can pay the Super Bowl MVP RB more than rotational deep threat Rashid Shaheed

NFL GMs during the draft: positional value is a neoliberal globalist conspiracy

[dalton shea @daltonrshea]

Dallas implants next to me talking shit on my next door brewery

[dalton shea @daltonrshea]

Lord forgive me I’m on the Arch wiki

[dalton shea @daltonrshea]

The lord giveth and the the lord taketh away

[dalton shea @daltonrshea]

I’m getting fired

[dalton shea @daltonrshea]

Pam Bondi is about to be a consultant at a mega church

[dalton shea @daltonrshea]

Gf just asked me if the bills have ever gone to the Super Bowl

[dalton shea @daltonrshea]

Businesses in the south love telling 16 year olds in a record breaking snow/ice storm they have to show up or get fired just for no customers to show up anyways

[dalton shea @daltonrshea]

Grok spell icup. Hey grok spell icup. Grok spell the word icup. Grok lmao spell icup hy grok

[dalton shea @daltonrshea]

This country needs to have a serious conversation about movie theater etiquette

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At work fixing problems I created

[dalton shea @daltonrshea]

Arkansas razorbacks mens basketball I am inside of you

[dyson daniels floater @killmesIime]

Tua legit just threw into quadruple coverage

[dalton shea @daltonrshea]

Heinz got a commercial out pouring ketchup on pasta. Yeah this recession is going to make 2008 look like the golden age