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Twitter deleted my account and now my life seems empty..

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@WindyCOYS @Billie_T You say this about everyone. Eventually there has to be someone who is ready mentally to handle this.

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@buffalospurs How long do you want to watch this utter dogshit?

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@Zeus1882x Gotta be a better pint available. I live where they make that and we don’t even drink it

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@Lord_Sugar Man baby shut up

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@NathanAClark If every CB he is up against dives like that he’ll have a wonderful season

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@BenSteiner00 Each clip looks like a charity game. No pressure inside the 18? MLS is so garbage Sonny can’t believe his luck

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Sometimes I just open the weather app for a little dopamine boost

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@alexfrombristol One of your worst takes. Which is a big accomplishment

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@RickyTFC We have to do this coming from the US for a single game. Every year people ask me if this is legit the only way and unfortunately it feels as it is. I understand the tourist is not to be pitied, but it’s real and it fucking sucks.

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@shankelly3 You’re talking about me huh

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Every 22 year old dresses like Steve Carell in Crazy, Stupid Love before he learns how to dress and I can’t take it anymore

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@ben_bowman_ Is solanke…. Good?

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Downstairs water cup getting promoted to upstairs water cup tonight where it will join a legendary group of other upstairs water cups who have been doing incredible work on the nightstand being half empty for weeks.

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@AlasdairGold Don’t we have some home grown players that are ready? How is he going to fit in the squad when we already have that issue

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@SwipaCam Do you know what that word means? Would be very sweet if yes. But not sure

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@shankelly3 Imagine saying that sentence to a boomer aged dude

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@Riley_Gaines_ lol you’re going after one of americas favorite people and proudest athletes. You are a nobody just stfu already

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@kenzianidiot Tottenham hotspur winning Europa league. Add it.

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@WeRTottenhamTV lol what

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@mtgreenee It makes me sick that people actually vote for you you fucking gremlin