Dalton Shepherd

Morehead State alum. Instagram @daltonshepherd Married to my best friend @jordanbachh ❤️

[Dalton Shepherd @DaltonShepherd]

Aye yo Keith, How do you say alone in korean?

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Donald Trump made insulin go from 35$ to 600$. Are we great yet?

[Dalton Shepherd @DaltonShepherd]

@KameronVance Join the dad bad squad

[Dalton Shepherd @DaltonShepherd]

@_andialexandria How does it make you feel knowing that you will probably live long enough to see Adam Sandler die?

[chalant dreadhead @zaytoochill]

founding fathers: you freed the WHAT

[Aimee Carrero @aimeecarrero]

I worked with #BettyWhite on her 95th birthday. I thought you should know the very first words she ever said to me:
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“Nice wedding ring. When I was young, if you wanted to fuck a guy you had to marry him. So I was married 3 times.”⁣
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RIP Betty, you gave us everything.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

the biden administration and the democratic party as a whole are absolutely dogshit. yes the republicans are demons but democrats deserve every L they take.

[Dalton Shepherd @DaltonShepherd]

@_andialexandria You ain’t gotta call me out in front of everyone

[Liam O'Brien @VoiceOfOBrien]

No fucking justice.

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

What a difference a year makes

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

businesses are so desperate they’ll do anything to get workers…

except pay a living wage because they know the govt will starve out and displace the working class long before they ever dare to raise wages.

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

nothing makes me happier than making people that hate me, hate me more. it’s my reason to breathe, my reason to exist, my first gift i open on christmas, my hug from a loved one, my cold soda on a hot summer day, everything i’ve ever wanted, and everything i’ll ever need.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

REPUBLICANS
— One dominating religion.
— No church/state separation.
— Pro guns.
— Anti LGBTQ, science, abortion, women’s rights.

TALIBAN
— One dominating religion.
— No church/state separation.
— Pro guns.
— Anti LGBTQ, science, abortion, women’s rights.

Spot the difference.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Covid has more rights in Texas than women

[Raf @Raf_Porter]

How bad did your life have to be for you to do this

[Dalton Shepherd @DaltonShepherd]

@_andialexandria A BUG?!? @jordanbachh ‘s worst nightmare

[matt blaze @mattblaze]

I guess we should retire the expression “avoid it like the plague”, given how little effort people seem to be willing to go to to avoid plagues.

[Dalton Shepherd @DaltonShepherd]

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[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Once upon a time, in the 50s, a family could own a home, a car and send the kids to college, all on one income.. and then we cut taxes on the rich, and the middle class died.