Matt Dalton

[Matt Dalton @dalts444]

@drtomhopper I’ll take the disc beard.

[Matt Dalton @dalts444]

Could Essendon have the worst list in the AFL? They stink.

[Matt Dalton @dalts444]

@drtomhopper Brad Scott is trying to get into the British Manager’s Club. Destroy and exit!

So many average players who already seem at their peak potential.

[Matt Dalton @dalts444]

Does Ben Stokes ever wear his sunnies on his eyes?

[Matt Dalton @dalts444]

Surely one of these teams should be wearing a clash strip.

[Matt Dalton @dalts444]

Just get off the ground Jaiswal! Not even Smith hangs around that long.

[Matt Dalton @dalts444]

@LukeWatson79 Yep. Kissed on the dick he didn’t go where he wanted. What a shit show we are. Didn’t ever think I would know what it felt like to barrack for StKilda. But…..here we are

[Matt Dalton @dalts444]

@KirstieMAllsopp The child may be ASD/neurodivergent and the iPad may be only way the child can make it through such events. Sounds/smells, too many people, can overload their senses and make outings a nightmare.If an iPad keeps the child calm and allows the parents to go out, what’s the problem?

[Matt Dalton @dalts444]

Fuck me that was a horrendous quarter of footy.

[Matt Dalton @dalts444]

@drtomhopper Yes, truely blessed to have been able to witness them play. Heck, they may win something of note one day.

[Matt Dalton @dalts444]

Shubman Gill has been lovely to watch in this innings. Even better India is all over the poms

[Matt Dalton @dalts444]

@drtomhopper Riley West gives me strong Lampard vibes. Never smiles, devoid of fun.

[Matt Dalton @dalts444]

Am having my Abe Simpson old man yells at cloud moment. Could Jack Riewoldt stop saying OFFense, DEEfense, D50 and any other USA sports terms everytime he opens his mouth. I can’t handle it anymore.

[Matt Dalton @dalts444]

@drtomhopper No wonder Bessie didn’t miss in the ressies, older fatter footys.

[Matt Dalton @dalts444]

@drtomhopper how many more goals could you have kicked if you had thought to squeeze the footy?

[Matt Dalton @dalts444]

@drtomhopper It’s very cringy every time you see it.

[Matt Dalton @dalts444]

Steve Smith loves a one arm hug.

[Hemant @hemantbuch]

We need new run out laws. Basically English batsmen are only to be considered run out if they agree to the decision. Otherwise, it is against the spirit of cricket.

[Matt Dalton @dalts444]

@tunny_25

[Rhett Bartlett @rhettrospective]

Indeed it does. Good pick up.
It's at the 3min 07 sec mark
https://t.co/iGdJnOHeAS

[Matt Dalton @dalts444]

If you’re watching Test cricket and someone asks “who’s winning?”, they don’t deserve to be answered and be told to fuck off.