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[d @daltydaw]

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[d @daltydaw]

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[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

T̶r̶e̶a̶t̶ p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶t̶r̶e̶a̶t̶e̶d̶.

Fuck people.

[d @daltydaw]

Because work is overrated and beer is way past due

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Am I the only person who feels a slight obligation to drink when it's sunny and warm outside?

[d @daltydaw]

The moment you walk out the next morning and you don't have a truck because you forgot it the night before.

[d @daltydaw]

@beezee_pee @ComedyOrTruth The fact that we were just talking about that the other night

[d @daltydaw]

@merlane10 @hmitchell30 who cares damn lepricon

[d @daltydaw]

@merlane10 @hmitchell30 I've known that since before pre k. And @merlane10 I think you only have 45 chromosomes.

[d @daltydaw]

@merlane10 @hmitchell30 I can't roll my tongue so I better not.

[d @daltydaw]

@merlane10 @hmitchell30 he's an idiot I could teach this class.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

There should be an extra day in between Friday and Saturday to recover from drinking...let's call it Shiturday.

[d @daltydaw]

@cales_95 I love you

[cale irwin @calesirwin1]

Don't start no shit won't be no shit @daltydaw #oursong

[d @daltydaw]

That moment when you get hot fry seasoning in your eye... Horrible burning sensation in the eyeball