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big bad doodoo daddy. cryogenic weirdo. tweets are jokes and not facts.

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@JoknobWoozy @reddit_lies As someone who’s not a fucking retard, you have no idea what you’re talking about.

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@buglepong @Be13Stan @WildSentences 1oz

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@buglepong @Be13Stan @WildSentences I can guarantee you that the intent was 1 qt mayo, and 1 cup vinegar.

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@buglepong @Be13Stan @WildSentences Still measured in fl oz and not lbs:oz

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@buglepong @Be13Stan @WildSentences First off, yes it is. But regardless, it is measured in fl oz. You don’t buy mayo by the pound.

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@buglepong @Be13Stan @WildSentences Because 2lbs of mayonnaise makes more sense than one quart? Liquids are almost always measured in fl oz, unless you’re like baking or something and do grams.

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@Johnnyloubegood @DrRitaDed Did you really think “Dr. Retarded” has a PhD in stupidity?

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@solosurvivor92 @dqveed Your rights STOP where others’ rights START!

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@funandprofitco @Owen0to1 *Laughs in montana*

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@pastorcoin @LaurenWitzkeDE I’m struggling to find the grass in the dandelion field

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@JohnHDoe9 @chiefschicktx How much meat do you think is on a Quarter Pounder w Cheese?

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@Addictoftweets @CarolinaLion2 @PBaldridge777 How else would you compliment the 30oz mayo jar?

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@vibrantviolent @ShebaShade @g0lden8ge Maybe Billings is regular and other towns are abnormally high?

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@vibrantviolent @ShebaShade @g0lden8ge How did you even find a 300k house in Havre when everything else is sub 250 and dilapidated?

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@vibrantviolent @ShebaShade @g0lden8ge Okay yeah that’s insane. You can get a decent new townhouse for less in Billings where there are actual jobs. Why is Havre so expensive?

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@calic0skyz @mariotomich Choose your own adventure. Bulking first would mean a longer “fat” stage while building a base. Or you can cut quick but you’ll be skeletor for a bit there.

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@ShebaShade @g0lden8ge “Montana” and picks Bozeman.

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@imnotzyzz @Bornakang Start at the top with 1 and count to the bottom?

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@danae_hudlow @tweets4twits Pretty sure it was explicitly about the $14 (at the time) avocado toast at trendy brunch spots, not putting $0.75 worth of avo on a slice of toast.

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@NashyMcSlashy @ii_analyze “1000 cal of clean proteins” lmao have you lost your mind