🔪Damascus🔪 (got a job)

The only cooking Vtuber. Psychoperformative manbossing chef on a chicken tender hater arc. ''The Jim Carrey of Vtubers''

[🔪Damascus🔪 (got a job) @damachanne]

"who can be sure what is right and wrong? Good and evil? We live in a world of blurred morality" the sophist screams, expecting everyone to bow along and give up.

I smirk dryly. "Your gay and coping"

The sophist, on the edge of screaming the N word at me: "WHAT IF I WASNT??"

[🔪Damascus🔪 (got a job) @damachanne]

Meet the love of your life on trouble dot com

[🔪Damascus🔪 (got a job) @damachanne]

Is this the one where they say the vr world eliminated real life pedophilia by giving all the pedophiles virtual child prostitutes?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘READY PLAYER TWO’ is in development.

Zak Penn will write the script.

(https://t.co/bsDsBbAp9H)

[🔪Damascus🔪 (got a job) @damachanne]

Decelerated so fast a pedestrian slammed into my rear window

[🔪Damascus🔪 (got a job) @damachanne]

They're calling birkenstocks the new miniskirt

[🔪Damascus🔪 (got a job) @damachanne]

Chi cango on up and down on my bean ital I beef

[🔪Damascus🔪 (got a job) @damachanne]

Just saw someone cosplaying a design I made and ngl I felt something

[🔪Damascus🔪 (got a job) @damachanne]

Some men get to bridges just to watch them burn

[🔪Damascus🔪 (got a job) @damachanne]

This is composited like the God eater anime

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Thor vs Dr. Doom in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’.

[🔪Damascus🔪 (got a job) @damachanne]

I'm having problems in my life that only misogyny can solve

[🔪Damascus🔪 (got a job) @damachanne]

My name is Evil Bastard and you would never guess what I do for a living

[🔪Damascus🔪 (got a job) @damachanne]

@uwutoowo1 You lucky fuck this is likely Meltique Beef, a hydrogenated oil / forcemeat product sold only in Australia and Southeast Asia that I've been trying to get my hands on for years.

[🔪Damascus🔪 (got a job) @damachanne]

Just farted on my balls FUUUUCCKKKK!!!!!!!

[🔪Damascus🔪 (got a job) @damachanne]

Every single person who drives a Chevrolet Suburban should be executed

[🔪Damascus🔪 (got a job) @damachanne]

I know a guy who legit got suicidal from listening to Things We Used To Do by Oliver Tree

[🔪Damascus🔪 (got a job) @damachanne]

Crack pipe
Hand job
Crack job
Hand pipe

See what it's all about?

[🔪Damascus🔪 (got a job) @damachanne]

@soymilktm Awesome thanks can't wait for this to happen again

[🔪Damascus🔪 (got a job) @damachanne]

@soymilktm Ouujrhhggghhhh sweaty engindeer angry heat syncope dehydrated engindeer throwing hot stones at me in a violent rage burning me aouh ggh hgghgg

[🔪Damascus🔪 (got a job) @damachanne]

The deciding factor in everyone being so mean to me all the time is surely my normal outfit that I wear every single day without fail and not some other factor.

[AUTOMATON WEST @AUTOMATON_ENG]

Academic researchers of ChatGPT user habits stumble upon “extreme outlier” who generated thousands of fanfics about Doki Doki Literature Club! characters giving birth
https://t.co/MiFsrBEtbg

[🔪Damascus🔪 (got a job) @damachanne]

BOY DO I HAVE A MANGA FOR YOU

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

There is no evidence reincarnation is linear. Your next life could be thousands of years ago.