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[da marty @damarty6]

@DontCryJustBite The sleep is one thing but the deluge of thoughts be posted drying up is another. Potential bangers lost to time

[da marty @damarty6]

@DontCryJustBite Good on you for finding an outlet 👍

[da marty @damarty6]

@cxstorice @FungalPlague @thatNefos I mean if you are so committed to solo ace then you'll be happy that debuffers are the go to meta for the rest of time pretty much, the xoguri demon just gets replaced by the next powercreep. I'd just prefer a meta that isn't running the best uma with two debuffers

[da marty @damarty6]

@cxstorice @FungalPlague @thatNefos But if both comps run debuffers then you are just back to square one again with meta umas being far better. If debuffers were banned you could then have 3 aces that could potentially beat the one far stronger one via rng/positional or gamba skills, giving you a better chance.

[Umamusume: Pretty Derby @umamusume_eng]

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[da marty @damarty6]

@AllianceArtsJP Imma have to agree with others, these translations are egregious

[da marty @damarty6]

@waveycals @griinrr Fucking got em

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

i duo queue with my ex every couple months

we don't talk about it. it just happens.

2am. both online. she sends the invite. or i do. neither of us acknowledges who sent it first.

the discord call is 90% silence. no "how have you been." no "seeing anyone?" just pings and callouts.

"flash down."
"jungler bot."
"nice."

that's the whole conversation.

here's the thing though.

our 2v2 is still nasty.

she knows when i'm going in before i ping it.

i know her cooldowns better than the last 6 supports i've played with.

we don't communicate because we don't need to.

400 games of muscle memory doesn't give a fuck about relationship status.

we'll go 7-2 together. maybe 8-1 on a good night.

then it's "gg" and we're offline for another 2 months.

no follow up. no "we should do this more often." nothing.

because we both know what this is.

it's not friendship.

it's not rekindling.

it's not even nostalgia.

it's that neither of us has found better synergy.

and that's the uncomfortable truth about duo queue.

you can break up with someone and still be stuck with them competitively.

you can hate someone's guts and still combo perfectly in a teamfight.

you can move on emotionally and still be hardstuck trying to replace what you had in game.

some people have exes they still fuck.

i have an ex i still duo with.

honestly not sure which is worse.

study the saskio way

[René @schizohustler]

saw a girl post her spotify wrapped with the caption "so accurate" like yeah it's literally data you stupid bitch

[da marty @damarty6]

Is saying you love reading but reading mainly fanfiction the same thing as saying you're a gamer but only playing mobile games...

[ghcoffee @ghcoffeedotcom]

my wipeout game corrupted and it genuinely scared me

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Ngl going that little 5 - 10 over the speed limit in the left lane isn’t enough bro u need to want to be here

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

Average Umamusume Support Event:
“Wow, this stew we made sure is yummy!”
>Energy went up by 10.

Average Gold Ship Support Event:
“Trainer, I jerry rigged a bomb to detonate on McQueen. Hilarious prank right?”
>Wit went up by 10.
>Gained 3 hint level(s) for The Uma Bomber

[alfie @alfienxo]

when twins aren’t identical i’m like ok then what was the point of all that

[ムエム / 무응애 @mumu323m]

#初音ミク #重音テト

[Nerissa Ravencroft @nerissa_en]

@rintubein Okay unfollow me then

[da marty @damarty6]

@Lilpoplil2468 I can't believe Jovial was too tall to fit.... Rigged map all I can say