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suck a golf ball through a garden hose

[sheejaculator @damasongs]

Wishing, hoping, praying @taylorndean will give us a sign if she’s out there. Flashing the bat signal, Cheese signal, anything

[rico @somethinglovely]

after sending the most depressing worrying text to my friends

[sheejaculator @damasongs]

@pulte I want some pulte love damnit

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@pulte Bill please tell me u got me

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@pulte Bill a girl is struggling

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@pulte Depressed college student trying her best

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@LinkedHeroX5 @pulte How do you deal with sadness?

[k*n ❤️‍🔥 @lNTERNETBBY]

I got a house keeper bc I’m never home and my house was literally a mess, big depression apartment energy. Those ladies did the damn thing..they even vacuumed my damn couch!

[sheejaculator @damasongs]

@pulte I’m struggling with my bills, I’ve paid for everything up to this point but I’m about to incur $5000 that I don’t have. Anything helps

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

babe what’s wrong? you’ve hardly embodied my idealized version of you today

[sheejaculator @damasongs]

In the off chance I become infamous for something, I want to leave a little treat for crime stans in 2045:
Selena Gomez < Selena Gomez & the scene ✨

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623, I believe. One of the first questions was if you enjoy torture and if you were black, do what you will with this information

[alex @GoHerping]

@damasongs how many plays is the question

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@GoHerping you’re relevant enough to be recognized by Akinator but he used this photo, how do you feel

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Can someone at @FoxNews turn off their Instagram notifications???? Please??? I’m switching in between stations and I hear it consistently through Fox, Danke schein

[sheejaculator @damasongs]

I don’t know if I’m ever going to have the raw, passionate appeal of @MatthewLillard in “She’s All That” and I accept it. I wonder what it feels like to be the coolest guy on the fucking planet

[sheejaculator @damasongs]

@pulte Please. I’m having the worst night.

[James @CaucasianJames]

u can tell this is their peak. this is the most exciting moment of their life

[sheejaculator @damasongs]

@pulte I was literally just thinking about how many twitter notifications I get and you’re the only one with PN on!

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@pulte I love you and your work but I read this as you saying you wanted to go to prison (instead of going to ‘A’ prison) and I couldn’t help but laugh