I met someone in the League of Legend space years ago online
never met in person
Jubes
she flies into Vancouver for the riftbound event
cosplaying yuumi
carrying a spellbook that is MASSIVE
then hosts a korean bbq for 40 people that same night
she walks in
I stick my hand out to introduce myself
she declines the handshake
goes straight for the hug
before i can react
and i realized
this woman doesn't just play yuumi
she IS yuumi
she's the actual champion
she spent the whole night bouncing between tables
ordering soju for tables
flagging the staff for refills before anyone asked
remembering names of people who met 4 minutes ago
translating between two friend groups that didn't know each other yet
every table she touched got 2 levels stronger
we stood up to talk
she's standing 0.4 meters from me
the average comfortable distance between two strangers is 1.2 meters
but it doesn't feel weird
she's just running on a completely different operating system
tilts her head sideways to the left every time you say something interesting
like a cat actually trying to process the sound
when she's recalling a memory her eyes drift up and right for exactly half a second
then snap back to yours
i could tell every story was real because of where her eyes went
she looks up and to the right
at the actual memory like it's on a shelf above your head
she'd pause mid sentence to wave at someone across the room
then pick the sentence back up at the exact word she left off
never lost the thread
never said "wait what was i saying"
this isn't social skill
this is something deeper
this is a woman who has never played a single carry champion in her life
this is someone whose entire nervous system is wired to peel for other people
she didn't pick yuumi
yuumi picked her
Study the Saskio way
She had multiple tvs in her home and hired people to change the tapes all day everyday
She also owned 192 apple computers. All mostly unopened.
She also invested in Apple stock when the company was failing
She had 150 magazine subscriptions, several newspaper subscriptions, 40,000 books and collected toys.
The last thing playing on her tv when she died was the news report of the sandy hook shooting
I bought a new gaming laptop to work and play league of legends downstairs with my wife and dogs, she asked if she could watch me play a game and I SHIT YOU NOT she said
“Is there any strategy or game mechanic you’re taking advantage of by dying a lot”
Aerodactyl is HIM
• Fastest Non-Priority Tailwind
• Rock Slide OHKO Mega-Charizard (#2 Mega) and Talonflame
• Dual Wingbeat OHKO Sneasler and Whimsicott
• Unnerve in a berry metagame
• Perfect Synergy with Mega Floette (#1 Mega)
Use Aerodactyl + Garchomp + Mega Floette