Katherine Bergeron

Me and my views on underground Boston arts scene, lady business, retro-futuristic fashion, socialism, weird stories, & cats.

[Katherine Bergeron @DameCoreInc]

@DitaVonTeese @leolin_bowen Is there a new release date for "Fashioning the Femme Fatale" ?

[Katherine Bergeron @DameCoreInc]

My short story "The Old Red Schoolhouse in the Forest" has been chosen for the anthology "The Best of Metastellar Year Two"! The paperback is available now at B&N and for pre-order on Amazon, and the eBook is also now available at multiple sites @mag_meta https://t.co/lEgoJ3Hi44

[Katherine Bergeron @DameCoreInc]

“Avoiding the Call” is now on Quail Bell Magazine https://t.co/60rmi6yTK5

[Katherine Bergeron @DameCoreInc]

My flash fiction "Avoiding the Call" is up on @quailbellmag right now!
CW: suicide ideation
https://t.co/wIsKynRui0

[Katherine Bergeron @DameCoreInc]

Thank you @alyssaowrites for supporting @EmersonUnion !

[EmersonStaffUnion @EmersonUnion]

Big thank you to @Daniels, @EmersonCollege @EmersonAlumni co-director of #EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce & #swissarmyman for taking the time to support @EmersonUnion in our fight for a fair contract. We are so grateful for your show of #solidarity. It means the world to us. 💜

[EmersonStaffUnion @EmersonUnion]

THANK YOU for this show of solidarity from @EmersonAlumni @janaka_stucky @TheHarperMcKenz Jeremiah Zagar @Maria_DiP26 @Daniels @mariwwalker @filmjulian. Your support keeps us going. We know together we can make @EmersonCollege a better place for workers.
https://t.co/ChGLUqEqtj

[Katherine Bergeron @DameCoreInc]

Dear Debbie of @BlondieOfficial sorry I sounded like a casual at your Camp John Waters signing. I said, "I don't have any of your albums--" and then there was some staff kerfuffle and I never got to finish my sentence "--because I lost all of my records in a house fire." 🏚️🔥

[Katherine Bergeron @DameCoreInc]

@alexsteed thanks for following me back! I'd love to be on @youaregoodpod if I'm ever famous lol

[Katherine Bergeron @DameCoreInc]

@ScriptPipeline @gialasalvia When will the 2023 Pitch contest open?

[Arturo Campos @arturoscampos]

Meanwhile the legislature is focused on cutting the estate tax - a huge giveaway to the super rich. We need to pass the #FairShareAmendment and invest in the T @FairShareMA

[Katherine Bergeron @DameCoreInc]

@facebook is an absolutely unusable joke now. I get account restrictions over the tiniest "offence" (like making fun of a random weirdo on the subway who had threatened to beat me up).

Is FB hellbent on chasing away the last of their users?

[Jennitron @jennitron]

Grateful to the amazing folks @GlobeOpinion for giving me a platform to get my MBTA rant out into the world. @mbta, we still love you; we still need you; consider this your intervention. I hope you get the help you need. @MassGovernor

[Katherine Bergeron @DameCoreInc]

In high school, I was on staff for the literary magazine. A staff reader was lax about reading the submissions. His technique was to skim the text, find something he was offended by + vote it down in our weekly meeting.

My theory: his lazy bastard invented Twitter discourse.

[Katherine Bergeron @DameCoreInc]

@eventsdotcom I have been trying to pay the final payment for Camp John Waters at @clubgetaway for MONTHS and the website will simply not accept payment. Can I get some help? #CampJohnWaters

[Katherine Bergeron @DameCoreInc]

My Byronic (anti)hero satire "An Instruction Manual to Win Her Heart" is up on Little Old Lady Comedy 📜 ❤️ https://t.co/Mn0SlTRqEg

[Little Old Lady Comedy @litoldladyhaha]

"22. Take her to a church and make love in the confessional booth.
23. Break off your relationship with her.
24. Marry her cousin.
25. Have a threesome with her and her cousin on your wedding night in the confessional booth." - @DameCoreInc
https://t.co/yweWXa6f8f

[Katherine Bergeron @DameCoreInc]

Harvard has admitted no fewer than a half-dozen murderers — not including ex-presidents and Henry Kissinger. But not one of them made a known kill before their acceptance into your esteemed institution. Could I be that trailblazer? #harvard #satire https://t.co/0g3EASQoKs

[Slackjaw 🚀 @SlackjawHumor]

I needed a hook.
So I chose murder.
(by @DameCoreInc)

https://t.co/ptbzDcGX8M

[Katherine Bergeron @DameCoreInc]

My piece "Harvard Application Essay: My Feminist Journey Into Murder" is now up on @SlackjawHumor ! #satire #Harvard #girlboss https://t.co/41Och3fv6X