Jennitron

Poe scholar. Laboratory magician and master coordinator. Legendary turophile.

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The reason RFK never removes his jeans is because he always skips leg day. You can’t pull the denim over my eyes, broseph.

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@jeterboybb @MBTA So you are telling me I’ve been taking a lead and asbestos -filled train to work for the last 40 years? I suppose I should preemptively hire a lawyer for the mesothelioma I’m surely going to have any minute now

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I’ve said this before, but it bears repeating: chips and salsa should be served in all waiting rooms.

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Dude to the right of me is doing calisthenics. Dude to the left of me is eating olives out of can (at 9am). Orange line, I’m going to miss you.

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@GoddamnGlenn There are so many jokes one could make here… where to start?

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We’ve never had late night service—ostensibly because that’s when work crews perform “preventative maintenance.” What is actually going on here? @mbta

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@scribblesonnapk @MBTA @MassGovernor Honestly, I’m just repeating the things they are keen on pointing out. So just imagine me using obnoxious air quotes.

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I look forward to the press conference today where they are absolutely transparent about why they chose this course of action and how it will prevent 40-yr-old trains from spontaneously combusting. @MBTA @MassGovernor

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The @MBTA is like an abusive spouse that you can’t leave. They almost kill you, then gaslight you. You try to convince them to get help and they completely shut down. @MassGovernor

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Mom, if you are reading this— you’re out of whipped cream.

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As the clock struck midnight, she piled whipped cream into her mouth, illuminated by the cold refrigerator light. In that moment, she realized that SHE was the apocalypse for which her mother had planned.

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@scribblesonnapk @GlobeOpinion @MBTA @MassGovernor Give ‘em hell

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Grateful to the amazing folks @GlobeOpinion for giving me a platform to get my MBTA rant out into the world. @mbta, we still love you; we still need you; consider this your intervention. I hope you get the help you need. @MassGovernor

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@MarieFrances_MA … Say it in an op-ed.

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Meanwhile the legislature is focused on cutting the estate tax - a huge giveaway to the super rich. We need to pass the #FairShareAmendment and invest in the T @FairShareMA

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@scribblesonnapk @GlobeOpinion @MBTA @MassGovernor Badum-tssssssss!

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@scribblesonnapk @GlobeOpinion @MBTA @MassGovernor If only there were a Betty Ford clinic for ailing transit systems.

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@scribblesonnapk I’m ready for my “team outrage” shirt.

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@LisaWeidenfeld Not a good look, Lisa.