DameMaggieSmith

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[DameMaggieSmith @DameMags]

So, Trevor Eve's fucking his dresser. Always found his career unnecessary but they really should chop his ball bags off for this.

[DameMaggieSmith @DameMags]

RT @Mark1102 tell the nosey cunts to fuck off 💗 I can't condone such bad language. Especially not from one with numbers in their name.

[DameMaggieSmith @DameMags]

How the good heavens does one answer a RT and RT in the same tweet ? Help!

[AJ BOtte @ajBlakeOtt]

@DameMags Congrats on you Emmy win!

[Dre @DrePickard]

@DameMags Have finally been to wath the final Harry Potter with my 7 year old daughter and must say you were fantastic, so sad its all over!

[DameMaggieSmith @DameMags]

Thinking of closing down my account. Continuous messages from sad lonely trolls asking me all manner of puzzling questions. What is a RT?

[DameMaggieSmith @DameMags]

Breakfast with Alan Bennett. Horrified to realise midway through that he had his flies open. Thought it was another of his Talking Heads.

[DameMaggieSmith @DameMags]

@joancollinsobe has written a book. i told her 'who cares what other people think?'. the important thing is that she keeps trying.

[DameMaggieSmith @DameMags]

Did anyone else see Winslet in Venice? I saw Sam only the other day. He's in utter ruins. I must say she's looking absolutely fabulous!

[DameMaggieSmith @DameMags]

I remember when Helen called me up unsure whether to accept her Dame hood. She's pleased she did as its the nearest she's come to the Queen.

[DameMaggieSmith @DameMags]

Watching a new play at the National. As far as i can make it's about a load of old whores. Larry would've loved it.

[DameMaggieSmith @DameMags]

I've said before, i'll say again. England's gone to the dogs since Larry died. Taken my pearls to Plowright for fear of Kensington looting.

[DameMaggieSmith @DameMags]

More ADR today for The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. I don't know what John Madden is talking about, Penny Wilton & @JaneDudi look fine!

[DameMaggieSmith @DameMags]

On route to Windsor for Penelope Keith's Summer Garden Party. Auctioning my Professor McGonagall hat for the Save The Children Foundation.

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Toby is taking me to the matinee of Luise Miller. Grandage always asked me to work for him. Now i hear a lesbian is replacing him. Radical.

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Its come to my attention i have a lot of homosexual followers. Some things never change. Off to @MichaelGrade's house for drinks. M x

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Poor supper @Wagamama with @PrincessMichaelofKent. She had the ChaHan & i the ChickenUdon. £23! I remember when Uncle Ben's was cutting edge

[DameMaggieSmith @DameMags]

@janedudi recommended her followers follow me. that reminds me of when Bill Gaskill said i was gonna be big. Whatever happened to him?

[DameMaggieSmith @DameMags]

@richboygu8 Niceness is the lowest form of flattery.

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@mattmullane Its Dame Margaret, thank you very much!