Ms Ranger Danger

Small package. Loud voice. But I'm cute, so it's ok. I'm a chinese crested powderpuff. I like cars, squeaky toys and my human. Sometimes she'll post here too.

[Ms Ranger Danger @DameRanger]

@dog_rates do you rate random piles of fur?

[Ms Ranger Danger @DameRanger]

@dog_rates Absolutely brilliant! All the stars for Franklin and his people for figuring out a way to get those pills down in a single try

[Ms Ranger Danger @DameRanger]

@dog_rates Chinese Crested art, represent 🐾

[Ms Ranger Danger @DameRanger]

@SpeedSportLife It’s a little early for an April fools post…

[Ms Ranger Danger @DameRanger]

@dog_rates Thank you for your feedback.
We have escalated your issue, have ordered a full replacement for your experience, and added bonus treats as an upgrade.
We sincerely apologize for your unacceptable walkies.

[Ms Ranger Danger @DameRanger]

@dog_rates From one Ranger to another: you got this! 🐾

[Ms Ranger Danger @DameRanger]

@dog_rates Table manners: stare, but don’t speak.
Eventually, the reward will come 🐾

[Ms Ranger Danger @DameRanger]

@ScuderiaFerrari Attempt to create CoTA from memory?

[Ms Ranger Danger @DameRanger]

@SpeedSportLife Lego could make some bank here if they sold polybag sets…perfect size lil’ sets to do on an airplane tray! Make special travel-related sets, available only at airports, in re-sealable bags 🤔

[Ms Ranger Danger @DameRanger]

@SpeedSportLife Oh, dear. This happens at least once a winter. Should I just call a scrapper?

[Ms Ranger Danger @DameRanger]

@SpeedSportLife I want to make s’mores!

[Ms Ranger Danger @DameRanger]

@SpeedSportLife So many pretty colors! Thank you!

[Ms Ranger Danger @DameRanger]

@SpeedSportLife Barbie x Kate Spade edition?

[Ms Ranger Danger @DameRanger]

@SpeedSportLife Fun!!! … got mine new in ‘04, and still driving it. Perfect combo of fun and practicality for midwest weather 😄

[Ms Ranger Danger @DameRanger]

@bunsenbernerbmd This is Miss Ranger. She turned 16 in April! In the car, she’s always had a seatbelt—and was happy to sit/lay in the seat. Lately she’s needed a bit more support, so so her fly-bag is a part of our car-safety routine 🐾

[Ms Ranger Danger @DameRanger]

@SpeedSportLife Eggshell steps into the room and says, “hold my beer.”

[Ms Ranger Danger @DameRanger]

@dog_rates Congrats Penny! You’ve got this! 😘🐾

[Ms Ranger Danger @DameRanger]

@SpeedSportLife This is sad.
- yellow car owner

[Ms Ranger Danger @DameRanger]

@TheGoldenRatio4 Sending love 💝

[Ms Ranger Danger @DameRanger]

@amazon can’t justify renewing prime membership since all I use it for is shipping. Can we get a “slim” or “basic” prime membership for just quick shipping? No video, no photos, no gaming, no reading…Just Shipping.
Maybe at the original $79 price point?