Dave Merlino

Screenwriter/ Director - Supposed to say I won the Industry Insider Contest, but I don't brag. (wife snorts derisively) Director of @apachebluesfilm

[Dave Merlino @damerlino]

I am never so interested in anything as much as whatever is across from the AT&T people at Costco so I don’t have to make eye contact with them.

[Scriptapalooza @Scriptapalooza1]

Scriptapalooza TV winners announced
https://t.co/v5H0BTsdsX

[Dave Merlino @damerlino]

My favorite moment of the #superbowl was when Patriot and Seahawk fans came together in solidarity to boo Logan Paul on the big screen.

[Impact24 PR @Impact24PR]

Learn about the @ApacheBluesFilm: Welcome Home documentary, from directors @damerlino and @DustinSweet, and what makes this film so unique!

#GetThatMovie #ApacheBlues #Director #BehindTheScenes #BehindTheCamera #Film

https://t.co/N7NUVQDJKR

[Dave Merlino @damerlino]

Took a break from here for awhile while I worked on something pretty great. Looks like it was worth it.

#Oscars #documentary

[Dave Merlino @damerlino]

Check out our latest episode of the Know Their Story podcast talking with Sergeant Tracey Cooper-Harris about how we can better serve our veterans.

#podcast #veterans

https://t.co/Rfa3DHVmM7

[Dave Merlino @damerlino]

We've entered the #podcast game, listening to veterans to know their story. Check it out https://t.co/5pTPmoWTKK

[Dave Merlino @damerlino]

Quarantine Log: It has now been six days since I stepped foot outside the house.

So not much has changed really.

[Dave Merlino @damerlino]

Daughter: Do you know where the nylons are?
Me: Do I look like I know where nylons are kept?
Daughter: No
...
Me: Good talk.

[Dave Merlino @damerlino]

Costco clerk looking at my cart so overfull that it looks like I played Jenga to fit it all in:

Do you need a box today?

[Dave Merlino @damerlino]

@AnnaKFaris Okay, you’re committed. Play it right and you may get a free nap out of it. Again, it’s better if you didn’t ask how I know

[Dave Merlino @damerlino]

@AnnaKFaris Don’t go for upset stomach. You’ll have to keep compounding the lies to get away with it (Don’t ask me how I know)

[Dave Merlino @damerlino]

How do I get my doctor to put me on one of those medications that list weight loss as a “side effect”?

[Dave Merlino @damerlino]

All these remakes and reboots that nobody asked for yet we can’t get a Macgruber 2? Seriously, wtf?

[Dave Merlino @damerlino]

It seems that some shoe designers’ color palate is, “What did my throw up look like?”

[Dave Merlino @damerlino]

How to edit in Premiere Pro:
Copy, Paste, Save
Ripple Delete, Save
Cross Fade, Save
Delete Cross Fade, Save
J Cut, Save
Import Clip, Save
Cut Down Clip, Save
Color Correct, Save
Save Again in case the last save didn’t work
Render
Save just to make sure

[Dave Merlino @damerlino]

The older I get, the more I relate to this guy. https://t.co/sc72wlhW5o

[Dave Merlino @damerlino]

Anyone who says, “Easy as pie” has never made a homemade pie crust.

[Dave Merlino @damerlino]

I’ve lived long enough to go from my parents not understanding my music to now my kids not understanding my music.

[Dave Merlino @damerlino]

I think @CaesarsPalace should open up a boutique hotel on property and call it “Little Caesar’s”