Brett Dameron

I am a husband and a dog dad and a filmmaker and Ant-Man is the best Avenger.

[Brett Dameron @damermann]

Come on - we aren’t going to let ourselves be beat by a bunch of girls!

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@DrGrayfang This is a production of Guys and Dolls. I will believe nothing else.

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@RossTuckerNFL Ross’s Twitter - where irony goes to die

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@phil_jackson Love you man

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@jon_bois Brave man!

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@MatthewBerryTMR if there’s a Riverboat Ron, why can’t you be Motor Boat Matthew

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@MatthewBerryTMR You’re Applebees Batman

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@MatthewBerryTMR trade Hall for Gibbs straight up? Also I own Montgomery already.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

#JasmineCarson said "Caitlin who?"

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

If you like sports and you’re not watching this Iowa v South Carolina Final Four game, I don’t know what to tell you.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Always. Take. The. Over. On. Industry. Tracking. Of. Black. Movies.

I don't know how many times I have to tell y'all this.

[Brett Dameron @damermann]

@tom_nieboer @KeirAlekseii @jenazantian RAT BOOOOOOOOOOOOK

[Tom Nieboer @tom_nieboer]

Very excited to announce I'm now represented by
@KeirAlekseii of Azantian Literary (@jenazantian)! Keir is the best and I am beyond stoked to work with her.
🐿️⚔️📚

[Brett Dameron @damermann]

@TheBaddestMitch Lol Mesha losing is the most Hoes not Human thing ever. Please never stop this joke. You are a prolific talent.

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@TheBraotis @chelseahandler Thank you bucket 🪣

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@PennDutch78 @deaflibertarian @chelseahandler You’re right. Chevy chase needs attention.

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@entrappt @chelseahandler Dude. It’s a sick flex

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@CraigChamberlin @chelseahandler Shhhhhhhhhhhhh

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@_adhdani_ @haibon_jared I'd also like to introduce this point into evidence- they are stupid, poopy, and I hate them.

[Brett Dameron @damermann]

@_adhdani_ @haibon_jared Dani- that's a great point, but also have you considered this...screw the Chiefs.