Damascus Dark Horses

The Middle East's premier football franchise. Reigning AWL English Division champions and holders of the highest ever regular season score. #GiddyUp #DJ4MVP

[Damascus Dark Horses @damhorses]

Thanks for everything, DJ. What a torrid night you gave the @CardiffSabres last year! Best wishes from all of us at the @damhorses. #Legend https://t.co/H6N7ii5JD6

[David Johnson @DavidJohnson31]

Didn't get the chance to announce it at Honors, won Fantasy player of the Year. Appreciate all the ppl who drafted and voted for me! 🙏🏾

[Damascus Dark Horses @damhorses]

BREAKING: GM May's tenure at the helm of the Horses is officially under review after his shambolic handling of our first ever Dip Dab Bowl.

[Damascus Dark Horses @damhorses]

"Daddy to nail multiple 50-yard FGs in fantasy Bowl week" was presumably high on the list. Good lad. Tucker kickfest this Xmas please Santa! https://t.co/1RRzRgk0Rc

[Justin Tucker @jtuck9]

Easton got to tell Santa his Christmas wishlist today! 🎅🏻🎄 - https://t.co/tzmk9LvVD4

[Damascus Dark Horses @damhorses]

A record breaking season and our first ever Week 16 appearance. Determined to make it count on Christmas Eve #GoHorses #EatTheDominos 🍕💪🐴 🏈🏆

[Damascus Dark Horses @damhorses]

@kamikazesAWL @CripplersAWL Isn't he going up against the secondary that's been getting torched by everyone who isn't called Brock Osweiler?

[Damascus Dark Horses @damhorses]

@CripplersAWL @kamikazesAWL
Girls: "You great numpty. This week sets up perfectly for Alshon Jeffrey: REVENGE GAME.

Didn't you drop him?"

[Damascus Dark Horses @damhorses]

@CripplersAWL @kamikazesAWL "first Coleman started pillaging Freeman at the goal line... and then Bell scored so many TDs he broke the app."

[Damascus Dark Horses @damhorses]

"F**KING RETIRED"... gets me every time. 😂😂 https://t.co/1xi1OVHLbX

[Cwmbran Cripplers @CripplersAWL]

@NFLfantasy Quick breakdown of my injuries this season. I really did try #doomedfromthestart

[Damascus Dark Horses @damhorses]

Somebody leave the tap on at the sewage works? Loads of chat wafting over from the @kamikazesAWL HQ today. It's as if they've won the thing.

[Damascus Dark Horses @damhorses]

Disney, @CardiffSabres? https://t.co/vmAasEocOZ

[#AskFFT @daverichard]

Pizza. Nachos. Bratwurst. More pizza. Maybe an ol' Xmas movie to thrill the senses. https://t.co/xhFauoy5Jz

[Damascus Dark Horses @damhorses]

Any thoughts, @CardiffSabres? https://t.co/a1IDF8DD3d

[Adam Rank @adamrank]

You're out of the fantasy football playoffs and still making waiver claims.

Jerk move?

[Damascus Dark Horses @damhorses]

Live scenes from MetLife stadium. Donte's getting warmed up. @SanPedro88ers must be feeling a lot like this here cat...

[Damascus Dark Horses @damhorses]

Somehow it feels like he never recovered... https://t.co/5MRgDdWcrR

[Winnington Wizards @wizardswilm]

Hoping for a great start tonight from last year's MVP, he's out for revenge tonight, we know you can do it Cam!

[Damascus Dark Horses @damhorses]

Thrilled to be bringing the trophy to Bristol this year. Probably the greatest sporting achievement in the history of the city. #AWL 🐎🐎🐎🏈 🍻🍾 https://t.co/sj6XqutyIQ

[San Pedro 88ers @SanPedro88ers]

This trophy has always resided in San Pedro and probably always will

[Damascus Dark Horses @damhorses]

Oh Captain! My Captain!

[Damascus Dark Horses @damhorses]

Big Jordan Reed rising from the dead to rescue the kickerless Dark Horses! Joyous scenes. #HTTR #AWL https://t.co/3Kt9tac6iT

[NFL @NFL]

Cousins to Reed...
YES.

That's SIX for the @Redskins! #WASvsDAL #HTTR https://t.co/NaDlVMhRDQ

[Damascus Dark Horses @damhorses]

@SanPedro88ers "First they came for the Horses, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Horse...

Then they came for me."
(Niemoller)

[Damascus Dark Horses @damhorses]

Truly classy stuff from the @SanPedro88ers. At dark times like these, we all need to stand together. This gesture has not gone unnoticed. ✊🏻 https://t.co/Xv2hGEjlA2

[San Pedro 88ers @SanPedro88ers]

The #88ers stand in solidarity with the Dark Horses against the tyranny of Commissioner Guest and we will play without a kicker this week

[Damascus Dark Horses @damhorses]

Oooooooh Sunday Niiiiight! Sure the @CripplersAWL still feel like they've got a chance here, but I think we all know it's Captain Kirk time!

[Damascus Dark Horses @damhorses]

Look what you drafted, @CripplersAWL. https://t.co/7kCi1zOsXi

[NFL @NFL]

That time during @Jonathanstewar1's rookie yr when he drank WAY too much water.

"The locker room is very far away." https://t.co/xWoshuyVv4