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I'm a little bit

[Damo L @damienlawlor]

@thechurchband Red

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Devastating: This Man Mistook His Carbon Monoxide Alarm For His Ape Detector

[Damo L @damienlawlor]

@MrJoshEarl Spare me, you guys have actually won finals in the last decade. Lightweights! This is what it feels like to be an Essendon supporter- we dont want to make top 4 cos it just means we’ll lose 2 finals

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

yeah lemme just get a bucket of the pure sweet fat of the hog

[Damo L @damienlawlor]

If I was working at the G, doubt I’d be able to resist the temptation to sneak into the room that has the footy siren and give it one big blare at a key moment tonight. #MelbourneTSTheErasTour

[Found Footage Fest @foundfootage]

On this day 23 years ago, our pal Rick and his weirdo friends held a garage sale in Denton, Texas where prices were determined by a mysterious entity known as The Pricemaster. Today only, EVERYTHING IS FOR SALE!

[Damo L @damienlawlor]

@GuyLodge Know what you mean, but I think you’re being a bit harsh on Wonka

[Liv @fixyourheartsor]

guest rapper on gorillaz song: i been in ends since ten kicking product round the bend, my mum died of tuberculosis i'm slipping into psychosis

Damon Albarn on the chorus: ooooooh flimsy steve, where did you go, what have you seen

[Damo L @damienlawlor]

@rohan_connolly For all the faults of cricket broadcasting, I’ve never seen a ball bowled that hasn’t been from behind the bowler-they know that’s the best way to view the game live, they then use all their fancy wizzbang angles for replays etc. Why can’t AFL broadcasters have that approach?!

[Damo L @damienlawlor]

Will Ch7 have a big retrospective to celebrate the anniversary of Sunday twilight games? #AFLSwansCats

[Damo L @damienlawlor]

@rohan_connolly I get the feeling a lot of people on here don’t understand what a logo is. It’s not the name of the club, or the nickname. The logo’s just the little aeroplane picture that goes on our merch, and it’s been changed many times over the years.

[Damo L @damienlawlor]

@ScooterMcNeice That’s a weird criticism when you’re in the top part of the ladder. West Coast have also only beaten one side above them - does that mean we’re the same as them?

[Damo L @damienlawlor]

@ScooterMcNeice I know! I feel we’ve been pretty good at losing those last-kick games but we NEVER win them. It always seems to be teams like the Swans, Cats, Pies or even Suns that win them, never us.

[Damo L @damienlawlor]

@MrJoshEarl The bridesmaids doing nutbush moves to Live Speeds Up

[Damo L @damienlawlor]

@gatlygat @2m8stubb @MrJoshEarl Was about to say the same thing

[Damo L @damienlawlor]

I’ve been getting messages from a bloke called Callum who seems to think my number is that of South Australian Liberal Senator Kerrynne Liddle. He’s quite a fan. Haven’t replied yet.

[Damo L @damienlawlor]

@mrtonymartin Waiting in the wings

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@pauljames1968 @DysonHeppell @essendonfc K. Fletcher played with T. Watson who played with D Fletcher, who played with J Watson. 1967- 2017. Beautiful.

[Damo L @damienlawlor]

@MrJoshEarl @3RRRFM Can’t believe some of those videos now have views in the double figures! Those are numbers we could only have dreamed about when we were doing the show. What a legacy.

[Damo L @damienlawlor]

@MrJoshEarl @3RRRFM Wow, this blew up. Better turn off your notifications.