@deepguj143 is a genius! His show was the perfect stress-buster—relatable humor, epic audience interaction, and nonstop laughs. Took an “udta teer”, but totally worth it!
-Uth jao
-Nasta karliye?
-kab soye thy ?
-kyu soye thy?
-Last seen toh sone ke time se match
nhi hora hai
-id ka password do
in sab bhang Bhosdo se azad hu mai
Employee: Hi I'm sick, need 2 days leave.
Manager: What happened to you? till yesterday you were fine & healthy?
Employee: I can't come to work, I'm sick!
Manager: okay, I understand but what exactly made you sick?
Employee: I'm sick of You, you are making me sick!!
Boss: "Tumhara CV padha, impressive hai. Lekin ek sawaal hai."
Me: "Poocho na!"
Boss: "Yahan likha hai 'expert in multitasking.' Explain."
Me: "Sir, jab bhi koi kaam diya jata hai, main ek aur kaam shuru kar deta hoon – 'Acting Busy!' 😎📱
#MultitaskingPro#CorporateJokes
Oh, how I love Mondays! Nothing like the thrill of dragging myself out of bed and embracing the sheer joy of adulting. Can't wait to spend the next eight hours doing tasks that could easily be done by a well-trained hamster. #MondayMotivation#LivingTheDream
Standing ovation to the people who were against Ram Mandir, koi maane na maane logo ne bahut mehnat kri ki Ram lalla apne ghar na aaye or issi bahane unke mooh se Ram naam toh nikla... #जयश्रीराम#aayodhyarammandir