damian joyce

fine art graduate, ex agriculturist, ex dance music producer, Ad Director, promo maker and my Nan once said “you’ll never make money watching TV!”

[Robert Peston @Peston]

The culture secretary Lisa Nandy just told Sarah Montague (@Sarah_Montague ) that this coming financial settlement with the BBC would mean it would never again have to go cap in hand to the government for financial support, that the ten yearly charter reviews of its funding would end, and that it would have a funding mechanism that would make it viable, without political interference, forever. This is quite a big deal, if it transpires.

Maybe she had already said this elsewhere but it passed me by, I am ashamed to admit.

Her reasoning, in her words, is that the BBC is one of the UK’s two most important institutions - the other being the NHS.

Paradoxically (perhaps) she said this as the @FT reports that the BBC, under its new director general Matt Brittin (ex Google) is set to cut its workforce by 10%.

[damian joyce @damjoy]

@desibuna Oh the poor lambs. You know the rich don’t have to be rich, let go of the money and enjoy the freedom of being the poorest 1%… you might prefer it

[damian joyce @damjoy]

@tom_watson I’ve left so I didn’t see this

[damian joyce @damjoy]

That’s better bring @Rylan we’ll score now

#Chelsea

[damian joyce @damjoy]

Right t-minus 1hr AC12 are on it, regs are regs I’ve got my waistcoat on and I’ll meet you in the graffiti covered foot tunnel with a latte....
#LineOfDuty #excited #bbc1

[damian joyce @damjoy]

For any KS2 teachers looking for a World Book Day resource... pass it on

[MyTeachingHive @HiveTeaching]

Free World Book Day Assembly 📚📗🌎♥️available to download now
https://t.co/9YZwQtlLol
#WorldBookDay #wbd2021 #reading #readingforpleasure #lovereading #kidsbooks #assemblies #teachingresources

[damian joyce @damjoy]

@HiveTeaching Brilliant stuff and so well put together

[damian joyce @damjoy]

Dear @AldiUK
What the actual heck have you done to that pizza?
Just no ok, just no!
Signed
The world

#aldi #pizza #justno #wtf

[damian joyce @damjoy]

@BBCkatyaadler a few years ago Europe was a crap nothing job, like who cares. Now it is massive and you totally have owned the gig. Just well done and thanks for your passionate but level headed reporting you are smashing it keep up the good work!

[damian joyce @damjoy]

I wrote and edited this for the lovely people @reallychannel

[Really Channel @reallychannel]

A record attempt like no other...help us and @UKHaunted set the record for The #WorldsLargestSeance! This Sunday at 9pm...

[damian joyce @damjoy]

@JustEatUK we are experiencing problems in lewisham. Ordered from Takeshi sushi and for two hours waited whilst they allocated driver. Just as we cancelled apps says they’ve delivered! We did not get the food we need a refund. we had to order @Deliveroo they won’t let us down

[damian joyce @damjoy]

@markmathewssong Ok god yes that one ended up with alcohol, definitely better!

[damian joyce @damjoy]

This splinter was buried in my sons foot and we spent ages digging at it with a needle and tweezers. It was removed with a normal child’s medicine syringe and the suction it created pulled it out! It was the best idea I ever had!
#lifehack #splinter #SplinterRemoval

[damian joyce @damjoy]

I bet when the game finishes the imaginary crowd are going to go apeshit and invade the pitch #SHUTOT

[damian joyce @damjoy]

Do you remember when we all used to drink out of jars? Damn we were idiots
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#beforecovid #pandemic #wtf

[damian joyce @damjoy]

Grant Shapps desperate to talk about transport instead is full on in a car crash interview #andrewmarr

[damian joyce @damjoy]

Hey @angelascanlon what happened to tonight’s your home made perfect? It’s our week made a bit rubbish without it!

[damian joyce @damjoy]

who can tell the future? We'll I'm gonna have a a go....

#ByThisTimeNextYear #CaptainTom #ChloeMafia #TonyBlair #MegRyan #BillyCrystal #Zoom #DonaldTrump #IvankaTrump #SachaBaronCoen #IslaFisher #WeightGain #Lockdown

[damian joyce @damjoy]

#NewProfilePic

[damian joyce @damjoy]

Why in the titles of his show does it look like Andrew Marr just chucks a cigarette on the floor before going into work?
#andrewmarr #marr #bbc