Jbae 𓅓₂₃

🇲🇽 and ICI C'EST PARIS #RCTID #BAONPDX #CFC #ripcity #Fountainsup

[Jbae 𓅓₂₃ @dammitJbae]

@_bengelo_ Did you make it to fan fest yesterday? I got Mosquera to sign his base rookie card 🔥

[Jbae 𓅓₂₃ @dammitJbae]

real shit, I do not remember him ever having a bun wtffffff

[Vive con Propósito. @PropositoyVida]

¿Cómo les explico a mis hijos que este hombre tenía aquí 35 años?

[Jbae 𓅓₂₃ @dammitJbae]

YES IT IS!!!! YOU'RE JUST A FAT SACK OF SHIT! I'M SO TIRED OF THIS

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Trump: We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of Medicare, daycare, Medicaid, all these things.

[Jbae 𓅓₂₃ @dammitJbae]

griezman??? swear

[WhoScored @WhoScored]

🪄 Most chances created in La Liga since 2009/10:

◉ 941 - Lionel Messi
◎ 827 - Dani Parejo
◎ 742 - Koke
◎ 723 - Iago Aspas
◎ 720 - Antoine Griezmann
◎ 637 - Karim Benzema
◎ 632 - Toni Kroos
◎ 604 - Luka Modrić
◎ 580 - Isco
◎ 575 - Ivan Rakitić

[Jbae 𓅓₂₃ @dammitJbae]

@FortniteStatus how about we start with the ranger pistol instead of the "where we dropping" lame ahh pistol

[Jbae 𓅓₂₃ @dammitJbae]

@Topps Donovan Clingan

[Jbae 𓅓₂₃ @dammitJbae]

its giving "alternative facts"

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Trump on rising gas prices: "We're having some fake inflation."

[Jbae 𓅓₂₃ @dammitJbae]

@BaronDestructo you want me to explain the video? How it's obviously special effects like Hollywood movies? Do you think the terminator actually happened too or what?

[Jbae 𓅓₂₃ @dammitJbae]

there's no fixing this level of stupid

[Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ @BaronDestructo]

Among wild conspiracy theories, this is truly the wildest. Project Anchor is purportedly a secret NASA project preparing for a gravitational anomaly on August 12th, when Earth will lose gravity for 7 seconds due to the intersection of gravitational waves from two black holes. Prepare accordingly!

[Jbae 𓅓₂₃ @dammitJbae]

Nolan's never gonna know you, bud.

[AmericanVintage @AVAPopCulture]

Ive been making movies and directing actors (famous and non famous) for over 20 years and if I had gotten this delivery, we would have been doing it again after I gave her more direction (something Nolan doesnt do)...this is not good...it is over the top and cringe-worthy ... #theodyssey

[Jbae 𓅓₂₃ @dammitJbae]

y'all are soft as fuck!! plus he's BUNS

[ESPN Drew @AmericaSoccerFC]

The disrespect is crazy. It’s not like he is going to play for another country he just didn’t get picked for the World Cup squad and he will continue to try to contribute to the USMNT and hopefully make the squad in 2030. Also he has 18 caps. Portland lost my respect for this.

[Jbae 𓅓₂₃ @dammitJbae]

@GoToMo42 @1Kgoats stay classy 😂😂😂😂😂

[Jbae 𓅓₂₃ @dammitJbae]

aw is this too much for you 👉👈?

[Gregg Beerholder 🍺 @MLShater]

Absolutely brutal. Almost feel bad for the guy.

Side note, who do these shit Portland fans think they are anyways? No one gives af about your ass team that produces no national team players.

[Jbae 𓅓₂₃ @dammitJbae]

bro that mew card is ugly as fuck 😭

[Jbae 𓅓₂₃ @dammitJbae]

one of the scummiest things @Topps has done is taken away the ability to use discounts on their products at gamestop. Can't redeem gamestop points to get some dollars off lol biblical greed....

[Jbae 𓅓₂₃ @dammitJbae]

bud thinks we can control lightning strikes

[Patrick J. Wolf @PatWolf]

Idaho gets blanketed by smoke due to the mismanagement of Oregon and Washington

[Jbae 𓅓₂₃ @dammitJbae]

buddy you are doing too much

[Mark Valorian @markvalorian]

The MLS has room to grow in a few ways, but 1 major thing sticks out:

The team naming conventions.

I’m watching a game between “San Diego FC” and “FC Dallas.”

We are not in Europe. We don’t call our soccer teams “football clubs.” Why the hell are we integrating foreign nomenclature into the top level branding of a team? It reads like we are trying to be someone else.

Beyond that, “FC Dallas” doesn’t even make sense in English. “Football Club Dallas” puts the modifier “Dallas” after the head noun “Football Club.” That is Romance language construction—grammatically common in Spanish or French, but not in English.

So not only are we using foreign terminology, we are also forcing foreign grammar into our brands.

And then the core of the issue: bucking a ubiquitous trend in all other American sports. Literally every other American team uses the same nomenclature:

City + Mascot/Nickname

The Dallas Cowboys, Los Angeles Lakers, Boston Red Sox, Washington Capitals…

It’s the city and a thing. It tells you where they are from and gives you some semblance of a brand to assign to the idea of the team.

“FC Dallas” gives you nothing. No imagery, no brand, just a bland technical “name” to use to refer to the team.

This is just one of the many “foreign” things about US soccer that just make it hard to get into as an American fan.

If you want to take over the American market, you have to be authentically American. The MLS simply does not present that way in its current form. If anything, they come across as wannabe Europeans.

Until the MLS manages to own its American nature, they will struggle.

[Jbae 𓅓₂₃ @dammitJbae]

@GoToMo42 @1Kgoats soft

[jitoh @1Kgoats]

heartwarming: portland timbers fans still got it

[Jbae 𓅓₂₃ @dammitJbae]

is VJ rated like that??

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

Does Philly have the greatest starting 5 of LeBron's career? 🤔