God Dammit (Trader) Brian

Just a dog with some bad finance takes, but good memes and trading charts

[God Dammit (Trader) Brian @dammit_brian]

The most ironic and funny ending to all of this would be Trump's accounts shorting Oil and getting absolutely wrecked during a short squeeze.

[Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @pelositracker]

You just can't make this up

The day before Trump announced a tariff pause that sent the S&P 500 up 9.5%

His accounts purchased 327 stocks worth up to $12.8 million

By law, those trades had to be disclosed within 45 days

Instead, they were disclosed over a year late, for a $200 penalty

[God Dammit (Trader) Brian @dammit_brian]

@RojonVonS @ImperiumFirst Cope harder retard

[God Dammit (Trader) Brian @dammit_brian]

@heynavtoor Really cool. Incorporating a /redteam command in my projects to kickoff this workflow

[God Dammit (Trader) Brian @dammit_brian]

@zerohedge

[God Dammit (Trader) Brian @dammit_brian]

@sentdefender 🤡

[God Dammit (Trader) Brian @dammit_brian]

@BarakRavid @axios world's worst journalist.

[God Dammit (Trader) Brian @dammit_brian]

Why would the US try so hard to avoid escalation during trading hours unless there was actually a reason it'd cause volatility? 🤔

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Axios claims the US and Iran have agreed to stop attacking each other and meet this week in Doha, Qatar.

Of course, this comes just 1 hour before the US stock market futures open.

[God Dammit (Trader) Brian @dammit_brian]

https://t.co/y3Z1dT8Ade

Surely they'll continue to respect the MOU terms...both sides have been thus far. 🙄

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

According to the Wall Street Journal, the next round of U.S.-Iran talks, set to take place this upcoming weekend, have been postponed to a yet unspecified date, following the newest spate of reciprocal strikes between the two belligerents.

[God Dammit (Trader) Brian @dammit_brian]

MOU: "US and its allies will stop occupying Lebanon"
Israel: "lol here's a new occupation map, we're not fucking leaving"

How is no one talking about the risk involved here?

[God Dammit (Trader) Brian @dammit_brian]

Serious question, what's stopping Iran from "purchasing" a nuclear weapon from one of their 'friendly' neighbors like Russia for example?

https://t.co/E3SL6QfaS6

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

Iranian Army spokesperson:

We have serious plans in two areas: domestic production and the procurement of advanced equipment from friendly countries.

We will certainly be equipped with more advanced systems in the coming days

[God Dammit (Trader) Brian @dammit_brian]

Yeah so I'm starting to think nothing's changed since the MOU was signed

[Energy Headline News @OilHeadlineNews]

🚨☢️ Fars News: "the Islamic Republic has no choice but to obtain the atomic bomb to remove the military option from the table."

[God Dammit (Trader) Brian @dammit_brian]

i fucking hate this, you can't just say "yeah we're done now" like you just bombed another country....jfc.

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

U.S. STRIKES ON IRAN ARE 'COMPLETE' -FOX NEWS, CITING U.S. DEFENSE OFFICIAL

[God Dammit (Trader) Brian @dammit_brian]

As you can see, the Strait is totally safe and clear for passage. You'll see that flow of oil in no time.

[MenchOsint @MenchOsint]

⭕️⚡️Explosions reported in Sirik, Iran. (Same location where US forces struck equipment at last night)

[God Dammit (Trader) Brian @dammit_brian]

@rickjeff78 100% agree. They know how much he cares about it

[UKMTO Operations Centre @UK_MTO]

UKMTO WARNING 076-26

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#MaritimeSecurity #MarSec

[God Dammit (Trader) Brian @dammit_brian]

@calvinfroedge Sheer discipline....

Imagine strategizing with military commanders and Trump's like "I don't want you to do shit until 4:01 PM ET",

"Why, Sir"

"Cause we can't upset the markets, General"

[God Dammit (Trader) Brian @dammit_brian]

Bro just the discipline to time this shit after market hours... https://t.co/TMyZXtpRxh

[Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom]

BREAKING: The United States launched strikes tonight against Iranian missile and drone storage sites as well as coastal radar facilities in response to the terrorist regime’s attack yesterday on a commercial ship that was transiting the Strait of Hormuz.

[God Dammit (Trader) Brian @dammit_brian]

I have to give it to Trump and his team for the consistency of only committing war acts AFTER market hours...incredible discipline there.

https://t.co/vMWMoGL3s2

[Giovanni Staunovo🛢 @staunovo]

You will find out - President Trump says after being asked on consequences for Iran drone attack on a ship

[God Dammit (Trader) Brian @dammit_brian]

These are just the things you do when you're done occupying the country you're supposed to be in a ceasefire with

https://t.co/t7Fk81tPXU

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

ISRAEL DROPS FLYERS ON SOUTHERN LEBANESE TOWN ORDERING PEOPLE TO LEAVE IN FIRST SUCH ORDER SINCE CEASEFIRE -LEBANESE STATE MEDIA

[God Dammit (Trader) Brian @dammit_brian]

Oil down -3% i seriously don't understand.

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Following the UAE's nationwide missile threat alert with explosions heard in Dubai minutes ago, initial reports indicate at least one vessel was hit near the Strait of Hormuz, after two ships violated IRGC Navy route orders and docked off Dubai ports.

This is the second attack on vessels in 24 hours, after Iran's IRGC attacked the Singapore-flagged cargo ship in the southern corridor following Iran's warnings.

[God Dammit (Trader) Brian @dammit_brian]

@immortalimu this you?