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Pure enough.

[Demigod @dammitdemi]

Guys, my uptown dog is running around the block as he tends to do and has stopped at the golf club. If you see him, please just tell him to go home. Do not feed him, I assure you he is well fed. Run him home please and thanks!

[Demigod @dammitdemi]

Sometimes you hadda jump on a plane to Trinidad for some doubles boy.

[Demigod @dammitdemi]

Dexta Daps alone can save us.

[Demigod @dammitdemi]

We need the resurgence of love songs in all shapes and forms in order to prop up the economy again.

[Demigod @dammitdemi]

Songs are no longer tailored to making love in the club, thus killing the culture. The men stopped yearning and thus the women also ceased and desisted. The lovers had to adapt to the streets and came a surge of digital sportfishing triggering the recession. In this essay I will

[Demigod @dammitdemi]

I understand the need for hydration breaks in 40 degree Celsius weather but it’s kind of disgusting how we’re breaking gameplay and momentum for cash grabs via advertisements. Disappointed but not surprised.

[Demigod @dammitdemi]

Emily Blunt being the hero we all need to fight out the AI.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Emily Blunt on creating the alien clicking sounds in ‘DISCLOSURE DAY’

"Steven and I discussed it and he said "We could do it with AI or you could do it" and I said "I feel confident I can make some weird noises." And I was sending him voice memos of me clicking, humming mixed with morse code sounds… I just tried everything."

(Via @etnow)

[Demigod @dammitdemi]

LEWIS HAMILTON 🥺

[taha @KhanStopMe]

life is romantic for those with eyes to see

[Demigod @dammitdemi]

@besomfuckingfr The answers reach yet? 👀

[Demigod @dammitdemi]

@BruceWilliams__ Probably because people enjoyed facetiously calling them dicks more than anything else. Richard is a longstanding name, it’s had years to develop. Similarly, William and Robert. Will Rob. Bill Bob. Billy Bobby. Think of how we create our pet names and then they just evolve.

[Demigod @dammitdemi]

Richard -> Rich -> Rick -> Dick

[Boogie Woogie @BruceWilliams__]

Ok now explain Richard and Dick

[Demigod @dammitdemi]

@BruceWilliams__ It’s just one letter change at a time Bruce! Come on… Rick Astley? Rick Springfield? Rick Grimes? Rick Sanchez? All Richard!

[Demigod @dammitdemi]

@shaxis You’re a real one. I’d love to be offered a kisko haha

[Demigod @dammitdemi]

CELINE DION IS BACK 😭

[Demigod @dammitdemi]

Life is weird because you could be minding your business and get a LinkedIn notification to congratulate someone on their work anniversary but they are no longer living.

[Demigod @dammitdemi]

Lol guys, I'm sorry, but isn't it obvious who the killer is in the first 10 minutes of His & Hers?

[Demigod @dammitdemi]

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!

[Demigod @dammitdemi]

“Are you happy enough?”

[Demigod @dammitdemi]

@vaewest I literally experienced this last night and felt like I was having a fever dream.

[Demigod @dammitdemi]

“I think what matters most is the trying.”
- Andrea Gibson