dhruvee

here for bakchodi

[dhruvee @dammitdhruvee]

On a scale of 1 to @priyankachopra in the Bentley campaign...how is life treating you lately?

[dhruvee @dammitdhruvee]

I'm convinced that I'm gonna find my husband on Twitter

[dhruvee @dammitdhruvee]

@Visualsbynaman this went in a different direction 😭😭

[dhruvee @dammitdhruvee]

India is looking for a sugar daddy

[dhruvee @dammitdhruvee]

I decided to hum the iconic @titanwatches music to my cat and got a lot of kisses in return.
Power of sonic branding 😛

[dhruvee @dammitdhruvee]

Why do these BMTC Vayu Vajra buses sound like a dog whimpering when they move?

[dhruvee @dammitdhruvee]

@probablyaayushi Jeff's Pub in Hotel Royal Orchid

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

"Go ahead, Susan, keep pointing at me. I know exactly which one is your favourite vase."

[dhruvee @dammitdhruvee]

So, Dia Mirza is Bollywood's Anne Hathaway?

[dhruvee @dammitdhruvee]

@LahotiVedang @getjustpour @FirstClubIndia 🔥🔥🔥

[dhruvee @dammitdhruvee]

All the best to remaining Indian celebrities who are about to speak up. The bar for being spineless is very high.

[dhruvee @dammitdhruvee]

Corner House gives more peanuts than my workplace

[dhruvee @dammitdhruvee]

I'm a sir now

[dhruvee @dammitdhruvee]

Inside rmz ecoworld 🤌

[dhruvee @dammitdhruvee]

yo I will delete instagram in an instant

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You’re standing on a planet with molten lava at its core. Trees are turning sunlight into air you can breathe. Your heart is beating without you asking it to. There’s a moon in the sky and bugs that glow. This whole thing is absurdly beautiful. Don’t forget to notice it.

[dhruvee @dammitdhruvee]

my generation:
whey too much protein
very little serotonin

[dhruvee @dammitdhruvee]

Main tera ❤️
Main choda 💔

[dhruvee @dammitdhruvee]

@ManaswaS This is really cool!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Cats will really wake up from a deep nap just to escort you to the bathroom, eyes barely open, all groggy and confused, but still worried about your safety.