Harvey Wallbanger

…we went to White Castle and we got thrown out.

[Harvey Wallbanger @dammitlarry]

..used to rock the all black Movado.. the all black El Doradoooo… #brooklyninthehouse #withoutadoubt

[Harvey Wallbanger @dammitlarry]

Can you stay at the Rescue Mission if you smoke a lot of weed?

[Harvey Wallbanger @dammitlarry]

Walmart already has Halloween decorations out.

[Harvey Wallbanger @dammitlarry]

Bargain is a weird word.

[Harvey Wallbanger @dammitlarry]

Best thing I’ve heard in years— Damp January.

[Harvey Wallbanger @dammitlarry]

I decided to do dry January 8th this year. Wish me luck.

[Harvey Wallbanger @dammitlarry]

I Want You Back by Backstreet Boys is actually a sad song.

[Harvey Wallbanger @dammitlarry]

Boyz II Men should change their name to Men II Seniors.

[Harvey Wallbanger @dammitlarry]

Walmart already has stuff out for Christmas 2025.

[Harvey Wallbanger @dammitlarry]

Don’t tell me to “read that again” like I’m an idiot with poor reading comprehension.

[Harvey Wallbanger @dammitlarry]

Those boards that say WELCOME that people lean up against their house— cool AF.

[Harvey Wallbanger @dammitlarry]

I’ve reached the point where I’m 100% sure that I will never get sick of Mr. Brightside. #banger

[Harvey Wallbanger @dammitlarry]

The percentage of Pit-Bull owners that also own a 15 year old BMW is quite high.

[Harvey Wallbanger @dammitlarry]

I know the “EAT” sign goes in the kitchen, but am I supposed to put the “Gather” sign in the living room or the dining room?

[Harvey Wallbanger @dammitlarry]

All that hillbilly did was make a great song sound like shit. …just let Tracy do it. #fastcar

[Harvey Wallbanger @dammitlarry]

No one names their baby John anymore.

[Harvey Wallbanger @dammitlarry]

I think it’s important to be awake by 10am on weekdays. No later than noon on weekends.

[Harvey Wallbanger @dammitlarry]

This meme is false. I criticize people doing less than me all the time.

[Harvey Wallbanger @dammitlarry]

We’re probably good on the Hey Dudes by now.

[Harvey Wallbanger @dammitlarry]

The chances of me scrolling thru your photo dump are not good.