Jam Nohn

the truman show ruined my life

[Jam Nohn @dammitnam]

caught up on my Animorphs lore

[Dr Rob @rob_heighton]

The crazy part is that he actually nailed it

[b!essie 🫶 @bleghc]

my friend is going on a date with a professor so she’s looking him up on ratemyprofessor crying

[Pｪssmaker @PSSMKR]

Matt and Frank’s first meetings with the Hulk are so hilariously different

[Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks]

This is indeed so. And I wouldn't do it any differently today .

[zawg @lostzawg]

if hypothetically you saw in the world records book that the guy with the "worlds smallest dick" actually had a longer dick than you, would you keep it a secret or would you air it out to one-up him

[Reductress @Reductress]

Friend Who Wants You to Join Her Church Has Never Watched a Single Show You've Recommended

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

Something I really admire about them is their radical self acceptance.

[CR1337 @CR1337]

The home of Danish privacy activist Lars Andersen was raided by masked police forces after he published his 'two favourite numbers', a 10 digit and a 8 digit number, spelled out in letters; it were the social security and phone number of Mette Frederiksen, the Prime Minister of Denmark, who wants to ban encryption (CSA) and introduce mass surveillance.

"Rules for thee, but not for me..."

[有村泰志 @15424578268]

単位を変える魔法

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

😩😭😭😭🙌🏾

[Kouros @apollipino]

It's such a vulnerable experience to show your barber a photo of an obviously way hotter person, basically begging them to help you look like *that*

[Bergatron @Bergatron1]

Instagram is a fascinating place

[Ajibola. @4jibola]

being in your 20s is so crazy because every year you’re like a completely different person

[D.A.R.E Capo @YungYinkv]

So I learned from one of the parenting blogs to not ask “how was school? 😃”

Instead you say “greeting + I’m so happy to see you!” & then be silent until spoken to. And believe me… you will be spoken to 😭

[Bert. @Bert_McSkreeenk]

Time travelling back to 2007 to show Kanye the Nazi he becomes and see how he reacts but he just says "nah that's AI" and I say "how the fuck do you know about that"

[frostzy @lmkifiwin]

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT JUST HAPPENED AT THE ENHANCED GAMES..

Peter Thiel and Donald Trump Jr. spent millions to create a steroid Olympics.
They promised to "redefine human limits" and put up $25M in prize money.

After 5 hours in Las Vegas, here’s the scoreboard:
- 1 world record (not recognized by anyone)
- Thor Björnsson failed his 515kg deadlift (managed only 475kg)
- olympic sprinter Fred Kerley missed the 100m WR by 0.4s - without even taking drugs
- the only "record" came from a Greek swimmer who finished 5th at Paris 2024. He wore a supersuit banned since 2009 and beat the clean record by just 0.07s

the whole pitch was that drugs would shatter the limits of clean sport.

instead they proved the gap between juiced and clean is now 7 hundredths of a second - in a suit banned 17 years ago.

the only thing they actually proved was how good the clean athletes already are.

You think the Enhanced Games exposed anything or just embarrassed themselves?

[Jam Nohn @dammitnam]

@The_Brick67 @Emiratti thank you!

[Alex Veremeyenko @alex_verem]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[Jam Nohn @dammitnam]

@DiscussingFilm betting 10,000$ on the chest emblem being projected out in the "lit up" version of the suit