C A M 🦋

[bear @iamblackbear]

i wish u well but go 2 hell

[Jessica Lawrence @jesslawrenzo]

deleting dating apps bc i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (get cheated on by my boyfriend of 6 years, find an apartment on craigslist, move in with three guy roommates, yearn over someone who lives across the hall, kiss in the elevator to lorde’s green light)

[Erin Dowling (she/her) @erinstwitsexual]

Dear Young Adults,

You can leave.

If you don’t like your doctor, walk out in the middle of your appointment.

Leave the party. End the date. Don’t wait until the “polite” time to leave or endure because you think you’ll make a scene.

You can go.

[C A M 🦋 @dammncamm]

Someone make this make sense to me. @snapchatsupport @Snapchat

[Katie 🌬 @mskateberryhill]

I think i found someone i want to annoy for the rest of my life

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

There goes Ryan Reynolds making all the other husbands look bad today

[T @skate_or_lie]

People think diabetes is manageable but the fast acting insulin takes four hours to kick in, the cgms are a guess at best, the finger sticks are a slightly better guess but still a guess, the dosage for meals is a ballpark estimate, and if any one of those things is the smallest

[C A M 🦋 @dammncamm]

I miss that 70s show being on Netflix 😭

[Maggie Sycalik @maggie_sycalik]

Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies why honey is better than shit

[VALERIA @valvsval]

do u realize how beautiful it is that everything is interconnected in this universe like if u didnt do that one thing then u probably wouldnt have met certain people or if u decided to stay in that one place or didnt read that one book then life could be so different thats crazy

[lucy 🇵🇸🍉 @xlucymoorex]

every woman knows it’s not all men. but we don’t know WHICH men. so we stay wary of ALL men. it’s not rocket science

[prettygirlscult 💫 @prettygirlscult]

normalize leaving after the first red flag, i won’t do it, but you guys should

[ri @assalone_riley]

ya know what i’m hilarious and if u don’t agree u can frick off

[C A M 🦋 @dammncamm]

I want that “have you seen the way he looks at her” kind of love

[C A M 🦋 @dammncamm]

@KaiPat23 I love that, so happy for you hun you deserve the world ❤️❤️

[C A M 🦋 @dammncamm]

Let’s have a moment of silence for all those people dying for attention... Fuck you.