Zito

Mr. low key

[gst @wearegst]

This is not normal.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Do you think this kind of woman will deny her husband hugs, because she's unhappy?

You idiots will enter zoo, pick the nastiest of Komodo dragons - marry them, then they'll be using you to farm humiliation aura.

You will still send anonymous to Wizarab.

[Uzumaki Tony @thearsfam97]

The first unfortunate manager to witness Rice x Bruno G double pivot giving his postgame interview:

[Arsenal Rep @Arsenal_rep1]

The very best of them all

[Dearest B 🦋 @BlehisBack]

I may be wrong, but I'd argue that the number of Nigerians who stay home when they're genuinely sick (despite having HMO) is far greater than those who visit the hospital when they aren't.
For every one "pretend patient in matching Ankara," there are nine people who are actually ill but never show up.

This is a country where we practically beg people to go to the hospital. Most people don't go until the pain becomes unbearable.

Pharmacies are on almost every street. They're closer, faster, and more convenient. That's why many people would rather walk into a pharmacy, pay out of pocket for medication, and be done in minutes than travel to a hospital and spend hours waiting.

I'm currently a bit under the weather and I have HMO. Guess where I stopped after service yesterday to get medication?
The pharmacy down the street.

So the immediate assumption of “another pretend patient” when you see HMO patients is just weird.

[Yemisi Ajeojo @YemisiAjeojo]

This HMO conversation is triggering. Last Christmas, my baby was very sick. We went to a top hospital in Abuja; they ran routine blood tests and prescribed drugs, but the doctor never properly examined or physically assessed him. Despite using the drugs the ailment got worse,

[Dee Macé @frmarcellinus]

It is important to note that when John Cardinal Onaiyekan was CAN President (as an Archbishop), the CAN was a respectable body. The Catholic church was interested in interdenominational dialogue and programmes were held in different churches during the CAN week. But when CAN became infiltrated by people with dubious characters and ambitions, the Catholic church decided to excuse itself.

[Ayo-Elesho @Ayoelesho]

The sacrifices of a man are called ‘romantic gestures’. The sacrifices of a woman are tagged ‘slavery’.

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

2013 v 2026

[Mr. Dan (Ọƙụtė Mbà 1 Ọhàfía) @daddyiel]

@Omojuwa You an irredeemable evil human, hypocrisy personified , Because of politics that will come and go

[HALO | CAREER SPECIALIST @Halosznn_]

I would be opening my internship form again today🤭

For the last batch, I successfully placed over 106 interns to paid roles 💃

Let’s do it again 🥂

[kitten @Misskittennnn]

Why would someone who loves you ignore you for two days while they’re posting on their socials?

[The Football Era @Footballera0]

This is not about you, the wording of your tweets lately has been off. It’s starting to look like you care more about what people think of your exclusives than what the club actually wants to do.

Morgan Rogers is definitely not a £117m British-record transfer player. He’s simply not worth that amount to Arsenal, and they’re right not to pay such an astronomical fee for him.

You need to be careful not to end up using your platform as a means of spreading negativity. This fanbase is already inclined towards being negative, don’t get so caught up in your emotions that they start influencing how you frame every update.

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

😂🤣🤣

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

Nobody:

The bride's friends at the wedding after advising her to leave the groom several times:

[Miss Capable✨👑 @Moyos_oreeoluwa]

He definitely wants to enjoy his view.😂😂

[the pressure @larabillionaire]

Breast cancer advocate 🙂‍↔️

[Oo Nwoye @OoTheNigerian]

I've always seen all these "Victor has a personal story for everything".

I'll comment on this only because my Oga @asemota has done so.

Victor has 3 gifts that make him an outlier in the general population.

1. An incredible memory.

2. Ability to draw lesson and connect dots the everyday mind cannot.

3. Great story telling ability.

Today, you and Victor can go to the Market and comeback. Maybe you'd experience a policeman doing something, otherwise, it would be uneventful.

In 2046, Victor will recollect specific details and draw a connection with a book he read in 2036. And write a wonderful narrative about it.

Secondly his uncle HI (Henry Imaseka) na OG of banking. Google him. Imagine a Victor today being the PA of Iyin Aboyeji from 2013 to date. Do you know the number of experiences he would have had? Now think Michael Seibel or Paul Graham and you will understand how he was at the center of everything.

Victor's gravest error is not writing a book, or having a profile written about him. So it is easy to take him for granted.

We take many geniuses for granted because we have access to them on Twitter. If Da Vinci was on Twitter today, someone from the intellectual gutter would clapback with a quote tweet and he'd get rewarded with RTs.

I got Victor to start blogging 10 years ago. I wish I can get him to tell a bit of his story. I am still waiting for a response from Trump.

Until then, I'll make my second best offer.

I do not have much money but if Victor agrees to speak to @Jolomijo for a profile (he wrote a wonderful profile of me and made me look interesting. See pinned tweet), I will donate ₦500K to any orphanage in Edo State of his choice.

I know your time is expensive but... Oga Victor, will you deprive Edo State orphans of their small funds?

More importantly, you'd have something your kids can read about. That is priceless.

No more joking around, it's time to use blackmail. You greats MUST tell ya stories.

[Mr Jay @benefit2cryp]

Weighted Average Cost of Capital

Think of it like this: "The price of money"
Imagine you want to start a business and need ₦100 to do it.

You don’t have all ₦100, so you borrow it from 2 places:
1. From your friend: He gives you ₦40 and says "just pay me back with 10%.
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