Damn Fancy

Busy building an empire of side hustles

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I saw a mosquito outside yesterday. I live in Michigan, how👏🏻is👏🏻this👏🏻possible?!

[Damn Handsome GC @Damn_Handsome]

Forecast for tomorrow currently a high of -2, a solid 15 degrees warmer than right now. Thanks Alexa.

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3yo: I want sandwiches to fall from the sky
Me: same

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

“Can you tag me as the red pepper flake in your avocado toast?”

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@CantWaitToNap 🤣

[tom @pilau]

It’s been three long weeks since I arrived at work this morning

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@jessokfine @amydillon Been there

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Rediscovered a board on @Pinterest and now I want to live in it

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@Sara11D Ha hahaha! Self employment problems

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@Sara11D In interest of full disclosure that advice is left over from when I punched a clock 😬

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@Sara11D @dfeuster 🤣

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@Sara11D @259west Yes, same!

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Win: green smoothie for breakfast.
Win: left over Taco Bell for lunch.
Let’s not go too crazy 2019 😅

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Eating a donut with a fork is just NOT satisfying @gotdonginit

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That. Is. It! I'm done with non stretch denim🙅🏼

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@Sara11D Which one did you get?!

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Self: engages turn signal whilst reading a "no turns" sign 🤦🏼‍♀️#whodoesthat

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Turns out Monday is a lousy day to be suffering from a case of cabin fever #SummerIsComing ?

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This Sunday = Silicon Valley season 5 and I can't wait to see who negotiates more room in the crisper