Amy Dillon

Friend of the library. Usually seething.

[Amy Dillon @amydillon]

Let’s talk about books baby
Let’s talk about libraries
Let’s talk about all the good things and the bad things you can read
Let’s talk about books

[Amy Dillon @amydillon]

Groundhog Day, indeed.

[Amy Dillon @amydillon]

@heymrsbond Just got some earrings that I love from here https://t.co/AB0c6mI5xE

[Amy Dillon @amydillon]

@kenzianidiot Happy National Marquette Day to your dad & his friends!

[Amy Dillon @amydillon]

@mrs_g_rider @heymrsbond Me too (but with just two biggish littles)!
Congrats and cheers!

[John-Uh Harris ☀️ @johnnarae]

I need our male friends to understand how much Kamala communicated with her facial expressions last night and how every woman in America was having a telepathic conversation with her through our tv screens. A whole conversation was had that you all didn’t hear.

[Amy Dillon @amydillon]

@feral_hattie Thank you!

[Amy Dillon @amydillon]

First debate, Biden was the parent who had been home all day with a cranky toddler, rung out & over it. Last night, Kamala was the parent who got home with fresh legs & new strategies, tagged in, and calmly managed that toddler (with a wink & a smile!) until bedtime. Night night!

[ANNE LAMOTT @ANNELAMOTT]

We at the Twitter Loser Colony understand that there are much better sites, but we are too old and anxious to move there. Some of us are also perfectly happy at AOL and some of us still use the terms “glove box” and “bathing suits.” We are doing the best we can.

[Amy Dillon @amydillon]

@AnniemuMary @Mardigroan It’s like childbirth.

[Amy Dillon @amydillon]

Had half a milkshake tonight, and if you haven’t had one in a while, I have lived to tell you: milkshakes are a young person’s game.

[Amy Dillon @amydillon]

@Mardigroan

[Amy Dillon @amydillon]

@zoofster I crushed it until Final Jeopardy when my younger son came in hot for the win.

[Amy Dillon @amydillon]

I was excited that my teenager wanted to have a family trivia night. He built a whole Jeopardy game & gathered us in the living room. And then I picked “Silly Things” for $500 and realized it was basically a roast. 🤣

[Amy Dillon @amydillon]

It was hilarious. Especially the dad category

[Amy Dillon @amydillon]

@ats5g1832 Going way back!

[Amy Dillon @amydillon]

If we need any more confirmation of how powerful Michelle Obama’s convention speech was, my 12-year-old son (who watched a lot of the convention) had library today, and this is the book he brought home

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I loved to be right

[Amy Dillon @amydillon]

@clhubes Baffling, infuriating, loud…and pretty awesome.

[a @lolennui]

It’s every parent’s nightmare: you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a tampon