Mike Alston

The name Damn Fool says it all. I find humor in everything. I am a child at heart but I get serious and professional when it is necessary. Football is life.

[Mike Alston @Damn_Fool914]

@WWE and @TripleH… Please make this happen!!! @Carmelo_WWE @Obaofwwe @_trickwilliams @WWEJeVonEvans @RealRoyceKeys

[Mike Alston @Damn_Fool914]

@full_send_mma We gotta make this happen! On some Creed 2 shit!!

[Mike Alston @Damn_Fool914]

@Acyn Literally Canada

[Mike Alston @Damn_Fool914]

I’d like to take a moment in black history month when young white children was most likely explaining rap beef to their uncultured white family members who didn’t know…🙂‍↕️…😂 #SuperBowlLIX

[Mike Alston @Damn_Fool914]

Lmaooooo🏳️‍🌈

[Mike Alston @Damn_Fool914]

@ayeejuju Out here looking like a stripper at 12 in the afternoon!😂

[Mike Alston @Damn_Fool914]

Yooooo @Airmontez12 just fyi, you’re the face of my franchise! You ballin ballin!🔥🔥😂

[Mike Alston @Damn_Fool914]

Sooo you’re saying that it’s 4/20 during quarantine and @VICE is playing a Wahlburgers marathon? Smfh🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[Mike Alston @Damn_Fool914]

Soooooo we get rid of our best DB who made the game saving tackle against our division rival but keep Davis’ bum ass who cost us the game against the Titans????? Smh I swear I’m accepting all new NFL fan club applications for the 2020 season! Way to #BucItUp @Buccaneers

[Mike Alston @Damn_Fool914]

For those who watch #TheMaskedSinger The Thingamajig is Victor Oladipo.... Easy 😂

[Mike Alston @Damn_Fool914]

If you know me, you know how much it meant to me for @KevinMawae to FINALLY be inducted into the HOF. There wasn’t another player in the league that I wanted to be like than him. My first time ever being able to play football, the first thing I did was made sure I got #68.

[Mike Alston @Damn_Fool914]

@A3ThePhirstDown Lmfaoooo

[Mike Alston @Damn_Fool914]

Connecticut bound✌🏽 off to see some of the ol college family!🍻

[Mike Alston @Damn_Fool914]

Not gonna lie... My one birthday wish is for @TabriaMajors to give me a bday shout out😁🤷🏽‍♂️ Happy New Year! #shedontknowitbutshefuturewifey

[Mike Alston @Damn_Fool914]

#HowHigh2 starring @desusnice and @THEKIDMERO bro I’d watch the shit outta that. Make it happen! You got Shotime money now😂 I can see it now... Y’all going for an internship or some shit. 🤔

[Mike Alston @Damn_Fool914]

Hey @JoyTaylorTalks I know you may not even see this but I’m shooting my shot for my brother. He is a really big fan of yours and I would reeeeeeaaaaallly appreciate it if you gave him a quick birthday shout out on twitter🙏🏽 his account is A3ThePhirstDown #PleaseAndThankYou

[Mike Alston @Damn_Fool914]

I want so much money that I could buy those dumb ass add-ons to free games on my phone without even caring..😳💵💵

[Mike Alston @Damn_Fool914]

Lmaooooo miracle whip?!?!? #Grrrrrraaaaaaaaaa 😂😂😂 https://t.co/wtuXTYIfdv

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

YO DO US ALL A FUCKIN FAVOR AND GO SWIMMING IN THE HUDSON YOU FUCKIN HALF CUP OF MIRACLE WHIP https://t.co/qyNZeG0aBO

[Mike Alston @Damn_Fool914]

I had an amazing… https://t.co/AFSqX0Iy89

[Mike Alston @Damn_Fool914]

Other than delays, the worst thing for a public commuter is leaving your headphones at home by accident😩