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@bribonna The world just wants to much…. I’m just a girl 🤷🏼‍♀️ lol

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Absolutely not

[And IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU @_PhallonX0X0]

If you are a host and your man’s friends come over yes you absolutely make all of them a plate. Y’all are useless my god

[𝖔𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘 @aperfectpumpkin]

“Sorry, I have errands to run”

The errands:

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@bridgettohlen12 BAHAAHHAHA I was talking about mine too but yes

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How can people drive without their windows tinted, I’m embarrassed

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Cracked the code for the best fucking smelling laundry

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I remember tYpInG PaRaGrApHs lIkE tHiS to tell a long ass story or talking about something serious lmfaoooo. Who tf had time for that

[ash @damnasshhh]

Why are jeans so ugly. I don’t think I could ever wear them

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One warm day and I’m already not depressed anymore 🥹

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“You” just needs to stop. Lol each season gets more boring

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I need summer and a mothafucking vacation!!!!!!

[niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii]

as soon as I see dat black string in my chicken wing i’m done with it fr

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@bridgettohlen12 Put that bitch on blast

[ash @damnasshhh]

If I can have a second of your time, try to elevate your mind, we can crush ‘em on every level I’m telling you 🥶

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I literally want to fucking throw darts at people who stand up in the middle aisle right when the plane lands because what the actual f

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🥲😂😂

[꒒ꂦꅏꀘꍟꌩ ꎇꍏꂵꂦꀎꌗ ✨ @spoilmewitkashh]

I Really hate when y’all get them 3D ultrasounds and be like “my baby look just like me”🙄🥴 Ho that baby look like playdoh😭😭😭

[ash @damnasshhh]

Don’t recommend throwing up after you eat hot Cheetos, a hot link, and Taco Bell all in the same day. But hey🥲

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Like I can’t stop thinking about this. This bitch gon say she’s a vegetarian but really wanted to see what the hype was about and she just ordered fries😳😅 immediately JAIL!

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People on tik tok trying In-N-Out for the first time piss me the fuck off so bad

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Ginny so god damn dramatic