Blaine Robbins

[Blaine Robbins @DamnCaptain]

@CNN Prince died the morning after 4/20 and yall just figured out it was a drug overdose? #BreakingNews #smh #ThursdayThoughts

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The most serious crisis facing this country today is the lack of decent-paying jobs, particularly for young Americans.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I just don't think human life is about making billions and billions of dollars and ignoring the reality around me.
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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Bernie Sanders is continuing his quest because he believes that Crooked Hillary Clinton will be forced out of the race - e-mail scandal!

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

America is not supposed to be a country where the top 1 percent owns almost as much as the bottom 99 percent.

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

“We’re making every piece of tech into a plaything.” https://t.co/ATlcyYZNSR

[Blaine Robbins @DamnCaptain]

God created lightning so there's not too many trees.

[Blaine Robbins @DamnCaptain]

All I want is a hat trick from @LionelProdigy at the #GAStateChampionship game for my wedding present #futbol #soccer #DCHS #maroon #bestman

[Blaine Robbins @DamnCaptain]

@JohnKasich Wonder how Trump would respond to this? https://t.co/9BJjOum2MC

[Blaine Robbins @DamnCaptain]

Listen to Tropical Dank Forest (ft. The Damn Captain) [Prod. The Damn Captain] by Bob Green #np on #SoundCloud
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[Blaine Robbins @DamnCaptain]

Lawnmowers are a pain in the ass

[Blaine Robbins @DamnCaptain]

@CauseWereComedy @LaurenWimpy @vine

[IGN @IGN]

Two amazing games are coming out tomorrow! Which are you most looking forward to play?

[IGN @IGN]

ICYMI: We analyzed all the important tidbits from the #StarWarsRogueOne trailer! https://t.co/lyCS7RrdGP

[High Storytime @TheTimeIGotHigh]

When ur high af at 2 a.m.
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[Blaine Robbins @DamnCaptain]

Captain on deck #holmesbeach #annamaria #NationalBeerDay #EvanWilliams

[Blaine Robbins @DamnCaptain]

Whiskey with my Wimpys on the beach #Annemaria