Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

Wait until you die show up and they cry but they ain't show you love when you was still alive

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @damndante_]

Females are so over dramatic

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @damndante_]

Bald people in the barber chair will always piss me off

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!

[Vandal @BEEHIGHB]

STUPOR- MAN

[Greg Jennings @GregJennings]

What if I told you there was once something even crazier that happened before??? 🙃

[Thandubuntu @Solphendukaa]

“I ain’t freestyled in a minute , let me see….......red rolls white ceiling”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @damndante_]

Y’all out here wylin over Jamie Lee Curtis I know yall niggas like Sara Jay

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @damndante_]

LeBron? LéBron? This nigga French

[RJ Ochoa @rjochoa]

Eli Manning was at no point ever even the best quarterback in his own division.

The idea that he is a HOFer, a first-ballot one at that, is hilarious.

[The Menace 🥷 @charlestonwhyt]

Charleston White in The Boondocks would break the internet 😭😭😭

[IBashar @CurtisBashar]

J Cole: “I love my brother”

Kendrick Lamar:

[Thelonious @KingThelonious]

The Isley brothers singing “I like the way you receive me…” is so player.

[bum @BattleRapBum]

nasty ass food im in a nasty ass mood

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @damndante_]

They was really selling CRACK just to dance in You Got Served

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @damndante_]

I’m a dog and I know it I just play sweet

[vince @vincestaples]

WE WILL AVENGE JAYSON TATUM.

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Celtics: “We need someone to hit a half court buzzer beater!”

Payton Pritchard:

[Aqua Teen Hunger Force @juiceboxmisha]

Yall be like “KDot used drums in his beat, Drake cousin baby mama sister used to be a drummer! This man is a genius”. 😂😂😂

[Drizzy @Drake]

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