doug dimadome

[doug dimadome @damndima]

i need to get back in the gym because my cravings to binge have been so crazy lately

[doug dimadome @damndima]

olive juice smells like vomit idk how you dirty martini drinkers do it

[doug dimadome @damndima]

I need to stop being so awkward and boxy fr

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New music tonight

[doug dimadome @damndima]

puss in boots 10/10 tears were shed

[doug dimadome @damndima]

no offense to my mom, but the tote bag by marc jacobs is ugly

[doug dimadome @damndima]

this week was bad <3 but I need to stop being a hater fr because going through these mood swings is exhausting…I’m blaming it on my mid 20s

[doug dimadome @damndima]

teaching my cat to be a shoulder cat is effectively not working out anymore because this woman won’t stop jumping on me

[doug dimadome @damndima]

last few months have been tough, but this lil lady inspires me. always ready to have a good day. and she’s walking on all her legs finally!! 🤍

[doug dimadome @damndima]

going to karaoke nights by myself really is a therapy

[doug dimadome @damndima]

if you guys like candles, my sister just launched her website! she hand makes each of them and she put a lot of hard work into it. 🤍

https://t.co/jYARB5Uvcp

[doug dimadome @damndima]

i’m too deep in my heartbroken era to listen to sza’s album safely lmao i truly fear i would shut down

[doug dimadome @damndima]

my parents wants me to open a restaurant so bad, but i keep telling them it’s frozen food from traders joes

[doug dimadome @damndima]

@thatbeard love you king hope I can see you soon

[doug dimadome @damndima]

signing up for therapy! let’s hope i don’t overshare and accidentally check myself into a mental hospital.

[doug dimadome @damndima]

just found some heely’s at ross. should i cop?

[doug dimadome @damndima]

@tryagainjenn I appreciate you so much! Hope all is well

[doug dimadome @damndima]

@tryagainjenn Thank you

[doug dimadome @damndima]

the other day I asked my coworker for her number and I open the calculator app lmao what is wrong w me fr

[doug dimadome @damndima]

i hate subtweeting….but fuck hey how r u