Goudeau

Comedy juggling, writing, and outdoor nut.

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@SweetMattyD In related news, there is no direction an adult can comfortably relax in a tub of this shape.

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@SweetMattyD @DuvalMagic I’m in. And I have some experience.

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Today I looked at homes on Bear Swamp Road. It’s almost impossible for me to not buy a home on Bear Swamp Road. If it was “Venomous” or “Flaming Bear Swamp Road” I’d be sunk.

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After several months of denied access twitter just said, "oh, right. it is you." I missed you guys.

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@nickelodeoonfts 😻 @HansTaratzYT @notfoundNFT @TrippyMexican13 @Rohitsa66151588 @abdul_tupet @vaniashina @kereembudak @Banana195707928 @jl881112 @CulTheKid @Ehsan_mahmoudii @andylapshin @LisaWat04426212

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@nickelodeoonfts No 🧢 @_justindegraaf @BillBozay96 @inBetweenersNFT @teaston @futurekennysf @TR3bebe @WmanForAmerica @BranxDeLeon @frogyDE @dwyersonn @Benjstalter @ursusETH @Godxylla

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@slashfilm This picture of Patton suggests he’d be amazing as The Heat Mizer for a live remake of “The Year Without a Santa Claus”

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@TobiahZarlez @PennSunday @pennjillette @SweetMattyD And was the Tehachapi Loop beyond your expectations? You bet it was!

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@EricIdle I’d come do a juggling show at your house as a trade for the car.

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Now that’s a nice thing to hear! Thanks!!

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@SweetMattyD If the plants in my yard are any indication, no.

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@AmandaH59037151 @Scoopstronaut Let’s do it like a book club. We’ll all get buses and do the conversions at the same time.

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@WayneGio @KeziaGio @7BillionNeedles I fully support your decision.

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@ShoelessScoop That parking lot attendant is a hero.

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@ReyEstupendo @TheWhitneyBrown That’s the story! Thank you so much!

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@TheWhitneyBrown Is there somewhere online to see you doing The Watermelon Story on the Tonight Show? I tell friends it’s one of the all time great spots and can’t find a link to prove it.

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@Joanesty Any 3 bean bags are good. A little heavy is better. Tell him to stand with his knees against a sofa while he learns.

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@TheWhitneyBrown @laurenthehough I was fortunate to see many of your shows when I was a teenaged juggler.

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@crestview93 3 lbs ground beef or turkey, 1 lb frozen mixed veggies (no onions) 1 cup grain (barley, groats)