RJ Owens

Magician, Actor & Helluva Nice Guy! The Man with the BEST Job in the World!!

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@nicholasnewman $4.99? Must be nice!

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@WendyBirdOZ @VitalVegas Or Epstein’s Island…

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@johnnykats Bespoke, hand-crafted, artisanal…

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@VitalVegas @atomicgolfvegas That’s genius!

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@VitalVegas The length of bare skin between garter and hose. It was a thing.

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@gettoknowvegas @VitalVegas Expired frozen turkey

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@VitalVegas #IstillblameF1

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@TroyHeard ?

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@LasVegasLocally I blame F1…

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@DavidRegalTime Does a move here really count?

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@kipthekelly Is Criss Angels Bio Show back? You know, the one where he threw garbage into industrial fans and sprayed the audience then asked for a standing “O”?

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@JustinRYoung @HeyScoops @thefamouspaul Yeah…ok. But absolutely NO SLIDERS!!

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@MarkShunock @johnnykats Congrats Bubbie!

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@EDittelman If you eat canned fish it’d be Yum Kipper!

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@Scottyhh2thecc @HeyScoops BatMom?

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Stephen Colbert responds to Donald Trump: “How dare you, sir? Would an untalented man be able to compose the following satirical witticism? Go fuck yourself.”

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@Mitzula Thanks for the kind words Mitzi!!! So happy you were there!

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@VitalVegas Wouldn’t that be a “kleptosecond”?

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@VitalVegas Spermatines, Scott. Spermatines.

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@kipthekelly Fucking Jim! He’s been told numerous times!