Fe Gaffney

Gay. Cats. Spooky shit. {X}

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Trump blames other countries for sending us criminals, and then he pardons and releases 1500 ACTUAL CRIMINALS.

[Boob Jobs, Founder and CEO @cool_hot_woman]

lesson learned: never tell your friend whose life objectively sucks about good things that happen to you unless you want to lose all your respect for them

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

how am i supposed to find common ground with people who think the california fires spread bc lesbians and black people have jobs

[Fe Gaffney @damnedphoenix]

We don't need a Witcher 4, we need Lego Witcher. @LEGO_Group

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

You know, they started putting diaper changing stations in the boys room, too. But you don’t need to use them or be outraged when your neighbors do.

[kea ★ DFH @twopecple]

this how yall sound

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

You went running in a storm and a tree fell on you. You sued the state, home owner and tree trimming company and were rewarded millions of dollars. When you became governor, you passed a law making it illegal for Texans to sue the same way you struck it rich. You’re an evil man.

[k 💫 @ethelcaining]

what's crazy is my kids are gonna be like "mom what was it like to be alive for the pandemic and the storming of the capitol and the attempted assassination" and im gonna just have to be like "well son i just got high and went to work"

[Mark Bankston @BankstonAtLaw]

Quick reminder that when a deranged lunatic tried to kill Paul Pelosi with a hammer, Trump joked it about repeatedly. He thought it was funny and cool.

[I Smoked The Clippers @BlackKnight10k]

A presidential candidate got "shot" in the face and our collective reaction as a country was to laugh because nothing has ever looked so fake

[Fe Gaffney @damnedphoenix]

@AXE please bring back Cool Metal body wash, it used to be my summer scent and I miss it greatly.

[Fe Gaffney @damnedphoenix]

@rach262003 Happened to my nephew. He was my best friend. I feel like I let him down somehow. He used to be so mature, but then he got wrapped up with some incel Christian cult.

[here lies kenzi 🪦 @coffinfrot]

people who dont get periods i cant tell you how maddening it is to go clinically insane once a month for like 40 years and for some reason your brain CANNOT suggest “well this might be your period” every single time it goes “i guess this is the big one finally. you’re insane now”

[Scuba Steve @ScubaSteve3560]

I'm not guna lie, I looked at her sideways myself and I'm literally wearing a vintage Hot Topic Lady Gaga shirt as we speak. I do not like that she has her hand in the pot with big pharma. In my opinion, advertising of prescription medication should NOT be allowed. Look what happened with OxyContin, Valium, Xanax, Percocet, Fentanyl etc. Big Pharma started the opioid and benzo epidemic first hand and are responsible for killing hundreds of thousands of people. They don't deserve the right to promote anything other than over the counter medicine. It should be at the doctors discretion, and one should not be tricked into taking a medication before it's even recommended by a physician.

[Clara @colormeloverly]

rewatching the x-files ... my god ... we used to be a real country with 22-episode shows starring hot people filming in vancouver ... we have strayed so far from god's light

[FUCCBOI HERMIT @fuccboihermit2]

one of the most obvious signs of infantilization today is the amount of people who seem to not understand that society stops being separated into different age groups after high school