Fishalicious

** Africa by Toto plays in the background **

[Fishalicious @damnfish101]

Mustaches are all fun and games until you try to light a roachie up

[Fishalicious @damnfish101]

I wonder if anyone has ever drunk texted their doctor on mychart

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

in case u need to lose a boner fast

[Fishalicious @damnfish101]

If I don’t say hi to ya, it’s not that I don’t remember ya. It’s because I can’t see ya, I’m fucking blind

[Chairman @WSBChairman]

Fuck Wall Street

[Fishalicious @damnfish101]

@CjFish25 Haha I wish

[Fishalicious @damnfish101]

Throwback to when warzone was fun #dmrzone

[nel @SplurgeeNel]

@antiferg34 how i respawn out the gulag

[Fishalicious @damnfish101]

10-20 year old me: Lift heavy things, you’ll be fine when you’re older

20-25: okay dumbass your not gunna be fine, you’re already not fine

35+: patiently waiting to kick my own ass

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Only a matter of time before someone steals a Tesla while playing GTA on a Tesla

[Fishalicious @damnfish101]

@_dougholcomb @PoundTown1535 Hopefully your not a 725 shipment guy too 😂😂

[Fishalicious @damnfish101]

@_dougholcomb @PoundTown1535 True so stop being part of the problem hahah #nerfgrau

[Fishalicious @damnfish101]

@_dougholcomb @PoundTown1535 Cmon Doug smh

[Fishalicious @damnfish101]

Hulu better be ready to catch these hands

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@physorg_com @ubcnews @AAS_Publishing So where are the aliens?

[Fishalicious @damnfish101]

Idc who you are.. if I get the ketchup after you, I’m still gunna shake it

[Fishalicious @damnfish101]

@allgeier_hope Ight bet my pastor is about to get this work

[Fishalicious @damnfish101]

When old people make jokes about being old, are you supposed to laugh or are they just testing you? Asking for a friend

[DatPiff @DatPiff]

Who did this to Trump? 😂