Darien Smith♈️

[Darien Smith♈️ @damnit_darien]

@BerryJade3 for how many times I drive by your cousins place I finally saw him today and my week has been made😂

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Emergency Press Conference - We Are Going Backwards (avoid if you don’t wanna hear me talking politics)

[Darien Smith♈️ @damnit_darien]

@MBoulay_booboo Last I knew stj little leagues were desperate for volunteers to coach so they can have teams!

[Darien Smith♈️ @damnit_darien]

@zacharyclayy Leave again please. Disrupting my peace

[Darien Smith♈️ @damnit_darien]

@vtkfc It’s my favorite but I’m too poor 😂

[Darien Smith♈️ @damnit_darien]

When does life get better? Asking for a friend

[Darien Smith♈️ @damnit_darien]

@MBoulay_booboo Everything about that is ew. “Under her” I think you dodged a bullet, the fact she has a mental record of people she believes aren’t as good as her.

[Darien Smith♈️ @damnit_darien]

@KaylaDJardine The girl on both sides has always had an amazing personality and a genuine individual♥️ proud of you for finding yourself it’s not easy!

[Darien Smith♈️ @damnit_darien]

I want to live here

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

.@theofficeexp in Chicago opens today. Here’s a peek inside. Should we have a lunch party? https://t.co/3cKnxw8VMZ

[Darien Smith♈️ @damnit_darien]

I just looked at my children and begged them for an early and easy night. I’m poooooped.

[Darien Smith♈️ @damnit_darien]

@KaylaDJardine not sure if you remember this & not sure why I was just thinking about it but I had a flash back to 2012 basketball (LI not AAU). When we were 3 points behind Hazen @ hazen, and you made a 3 with like one second left to tie us up. It just brought back all the feels

[Darien Smith♈️ @damnit_darien]

My kid is always a whole mood

[Darien Smith♈️ @damnit_darien]

@EizabethAnn Lean into the insanity

[Darien Smith♈️ @damnit_darien]

I just saw someone refer to the influx of self proclaimed sugar daddies as “Splenda daddies” and I’m ROLLING 😂😂😂

[Darien Smith♈️ @damnit_darien]

I think way too often about how I wish positive pie in barre never closed, because I would 110% still be there today 😭 I miss that job & the people

[Darien Smith♈️ @damnit_darien]

@Falicia_c Where is he going to go?

[Darien Smith♈️ @damnit_darien]

@DSiPaint @sauermom_ This is absolutely not true. At least not in Vermont. Baby must be born.

[Darien Smith♈️ @damnit_darien]

I can’t be the only who doesn’t realize until entirely too long after the kids are no longer in the car that kids music is still playing

[Darien Smith♈️ @damnit_darien]

I was never the mom to show pictures of my babies to random people or doctors office staff and it feels weird to see people do it

[Darien Smith♈️ @damnit_darien]

@EizabethAnn My advice- good luck 😂

Our house fails. Including me sometimes 😂😂