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[ՅeՇk😈🔫 @damnitbeck]

Dear ex,
Ony3!

[Cousin Stizz @CousinStizz]

Everyday I become a man of fewer words

[miia @miiagarro]

told my mom she was invading my privacy and she told me i came out of her privacy

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

real intimacy = being goofy together.

[nonchalant🥷 @ipress_tokill]

"You're so quiet."
I do 0-0-1. I no get energy to waste

[umi @binobratz]

u miss gym for 2 weeks and it’s like you’ve never lifted a day in your life omg

[✞ @justin5star]

Niggas rather go blind than see you win.

[kd @kdlovrr]

i hate people that don’t post a lot
be considerate of the people that stalk u

[⚓️ @o___nana_]

till your stupidity do us apart

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

trips. money. peace. fly shit.

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🦇 @fwsodiq]

Tonight I'll drink till i find the Z in Susan

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

people who ask “can I call you” are so sweet. Like obviously you cannot but so sweet 😭

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

As a man, even if you don’t have money, have pride.

[Comfort Izhe @comfortizhe]

The urge to post your fine partner >>>

[Lucas👽 @Dapsondonttrip_]

Show me your breast and I’ll tell you who you are.

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

“my babe no fit chèat on me” - A grammatical error

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

She knows you love her, she really does, but you're not the guy she wants

[𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖊݁ᛪ༙ @f_jxr_]

no one talks about how difficult it is to shave balls.

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

Why has Nigeria never produced a world leader on the level of Kwame Nkrumah or Kofi Annan? 🥴

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret you informed me 😭