wadeinator

i’ll spell it out for ya. @wadesecrets

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₊˚ෆ wade wilson !

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@regenerctions god.

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@regenerctions you DID

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@regenerctions did you…

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@regenerctions did you just wink at me.

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@regenerctions HUN?

yeah, i’m not mad, i promise

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@regenerctions it’s fine, lo. :)

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@regenerctions why’re you laughing… :( and, okay, if you say-so.

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@regenerctions maybe some other time- it’s okay. are you sure? that’s not like a pity saying, ‘s it?

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@regenerctions i’ll just be quiet now… 😵‍💫

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@regenerctions yes. they’re coming soon. youve gotta trust me this once.

unless you just wanna go out and do something and i can shut up about it. ☹️

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@regenerctions well, they’re gonna see you out in the streets with food. and then they’ll attack.

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@regenerctions a lot of people care actually. don’t come crying to me when you get fucking obliterated too close to the sun by a bird. no, i’m completely sane in this current moment.

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@regenerctions sure, okay.

not towards me, towards you too. you know what? them fuckin’ birds— not real. robots, probably. they’re out to get us.

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@regenerctions really? found a change of heart, did you? this doesn’t mean that you’re going soft— does it 👀

yeah. or you could listen to me ramble about how evil birds truly are.

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@regenerctions i’d assume you’d just sulk in your lonesome and that would keep you occupied enough ?

maybe go to the bar. or something. OR OR- kick ass with me because uhm why not

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@regenerctions still sweet. i’ve been… holding up, i guess! how have you been, mr. claws?

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@regenerctions you can’t just say that and then call me sweet names. i know you love me 😉

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tough crowd huh?

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@ONLYW0LVER1NE oh cmon, yes it did! you look prettier! somehow.