Ellis Burks’s Burner Account

Constantly working on grounders. Stoolie. Supporter of FPF/FPS. Detractor of anti-nap fireworks. #viva

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@Jared_Carrabis @tommycassell44 Why are they not just waiting until Sept 1 to bring them all up? Seems easy

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@EricCrossMLB At least you’ll get the top pick next year

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@BaT_MaN_23 @grok So…Eleven?

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@EricCrossMLB Are Wood & Soto interchangeable at this point?

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@ZachGatsby How many OFs do you think we can play at one time?

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@EricCrossMLB Top 25 human

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@corbs872 He looks like someone’s disabled brother they let into camp

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@RichJohnsonNFL This guy is the GOAT of getting arrested for the dumbest reasons.

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@Masond8 @RichJohnsonNFL God Damn, you’re dumb.

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@BRWalkoff @Buster_ESPN The Red Sox should hire him to teach them how to navigate the ABS system. They’re clueless.

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@TolleEnthusiast

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@corbs872 Can I buy tickets NOW?

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@MLB As a Red Sox fan, you always wish you could get prospects like this.

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@BleacherReport It’s totally the cameraman’s fault, but am I missing something here? This is a soccer-level flop. You got knocked down. You weren’t hit by a car.

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@MLBPipeline @Buster_ESPN @RedSox

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@EricCrossMLB @TGFBI

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@tylermilliken_

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@MLBNetwork What is…how did…uh….what?

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@TolleEnthusiast And Breslow will say that’s the plan

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@lucyshow11 I wouldn’t know what that’s like. My son moves CONSTANTLY.