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professional lab rat

[sadjoh @damnitfugacity]

Clarence is the only acceptable name for a donkey

[Allen Ellison @AllenLEllison]

Help me reach 50,000 more Twitter followers. We need to reach further so that we can #RetireRubio. RT Follow @AllenLEllison

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realizing you’re an adult when you put make up on for work three consecutive days and schedule an arborist consult over your lunch break

[Ugur Tegin @u_tegin]

How I read papers

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@KelseaEck @whatsagomer Add some schnapps and you’re all set

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@whatsagomer Definitely not excited to go back to using a bottle of concealer a month

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@ralmricarte 😂😂😂

[Stereogum @stereogum]

Ariel Pink went on 'Tucker Carlson' to whine about "cancel culture" https://t.co/2PjnYBrLn4

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it smells like syrup in the bathroom at work

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@FFHitman #notasponser

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@jasonmoore I can’t believe I’m asking this question but... DEREK CARR OR PHILIP RIVERS

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@AmandaYKong Already banking on a second cancelled St Pattys party 😭😭😭

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@TheFFBallers And of course, JaWHYcal Hasty

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@TheFFBallers M. Night Shanahan

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@FFHitman JaWHYcal Hasty 😭😭😭

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@TheFFBallers Amari Pooper 💩💩💩

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@pauldauenhauer give em extra credit if they bring their i voted sticker

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@ScottDollaBillz I know it’s purely marketing but oh boy am I sad now

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@whatsagomer 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This isn’t news, Kellyanne.

Our differences are exactly why I joined Biden’s Climate Unity Task Force - so we could set aside our differences & figure out an aggressive climate plan to address the planetary crisis at our feet.

Trump doesn’t even believe climate change is real.